dude so there's two cats at fish house, baxter and gus
baxter is a big fatass (we call him fatster) and the only thing he loves more than belly rubs is food
then there's gus, baxter's little brother and notorious troublemaker
so anyway...
Kayimbo is out of town for a few days and he asked us to take care of his lizards. We set up the terrarium in Devnill's room and everything was fine at first. Then on my way to the bathroom I noticed a strange plastic smell. I sniff around and notice it's coming from devnill's desk. Upon closer inspection... GUS TURNED THE HEAT LAMP ON, KNOCKED IT OVER ON DEVNILL'S DESK, AND OPENED THE LID OF THE TERRARIUM. The heat lamp was melting random plastic things on devnill's desk and gus was freaking out, meowing, trying to climb up the curtains. I realize one of the lizards escaped and was chilling out on the curtain rod so I had to spend the next 15 minutes chasing it down trying to capture it.
fucking cats
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Wow. At least all Milo does is give much-too-enthusiastic affection. He doesn't like.. actively try to burn my house down. o_o
cats are fuzzy little sociopaths whose minds work on alien logic, and I love them
The other day I bought a new rug for my room
Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.
Quote from: lemonrising on December 18, 2016, 02:21:46 PM
The other day I bought a new rug for my room
Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fucking cats
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They're hilarious but I think I'd rather keep them on the internet, not in my house.
Quote from: lemonrising on December 18, 2016, 02:21:46 PM
The other day I bought a new rug for my room
Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.
HURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKKKK
Quote from: castalia on December 20, 2016, 06:12:12 AM
Quote from: lemonrising on December 18, 2016, 02:21:46 PM
The other day I bought a new rug for my room
Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.
HURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKKKK
GET YOUR TOXOPLASMOSIS OUT OF HERE
ACK ACK ACK.. ACKKKBBBHHHHUUURKKK!!!!!!
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4[/video]
can't hug every cat
Quote from: Diabolizer on December 04, 2018, 02:17:16 PM
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4[/video]
can't hug every cat
Watching this video is weird to me now. It used to just be a funny meme, but then the news broke that the source video was a manufactured "viral video" for EHarmony. Do you think schmoyoho was in on it too?
Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.
Quote from: Esmé on January 11, 2025, 02:11:26 AM
Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.
Since this is about fucking cats being menaces, what about humans being cats being a fucking menace?
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/qtGVI_FVAAE?si=ZEUoz4WUMEqmoFFa[/video]
Quote from: Esmé on January 11, 2025, 02:13:10 AM
Quote from: Esmé on January 11, 2025, 02:11:26 AM
Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.
Since this is about fucking cats being menaces, what about humans being cats being a fucking menace?
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/qtGVI_FVAAE?si=ZEUoz4WUMEqmoFFa[/video]
Nobody suspects the mug full of coffee in your pocket
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/vI80npuKgoM[/video]
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[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/iM5yYsqIuEk[/video]
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/k0PGjZm9ODg[/video]
Quote from: Fishmé on April 14, 2025, 04:16:10 PM
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/k0PGjZm9ODg[/video]
at least she only made one
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Quote from: Fishmé on July 31, 2025, 09:19:12 PM
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meeka does this to me every night
Quote from: rachel on August 01, 2025, 12:44:22 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on July 31, 2025, 09:19:12 PM
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meeka does this to me every night
I think she's done this to me the few times I've slept at your house. Lmfao
Quote from: Fishmé on August 01, 2025, 02:01:25 AM
Quote from: rachel on August 01, 2025, 12:44:22 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on July 31, 2025, 09:19:12 PM
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meeka does this to me every night
I think she's done this to me the few times I've slept at your house. Lmfao
Ive never had a cat sit on my face as much as being in your guest bedroom. Lmao
I cannot tell you how many times I've glanced at this thread and thought, "who is fucking cats?!!"
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/SYwiyhTYgqo?si=s84L4LwFDkrLmmM9[/video]
Quote from: rachel on August 01, 2025, 12:44:22 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on July 31, 2025, 09:19:12 PM
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meeka does this to me every night
we love the time taken to alight the asshole perfectly with the nose/mouth
idk if there's a place for pet pictures but this says cats so here you go >:)
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Quote from: mouse on August 25, 2025, 06:02:37 PM
idk if there's a place for pet pictures but this says cats so here you go >:)
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blep
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e6motL4QMc[/video]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM2WIrNUKxw[/video]