Flat Earth General
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This thread is for anything and everything related to Flat Earth Theory.
GLOBISTS STAY OUT!For those of you who are skeptical and want to learn more about the lies you have been fed for your entire lifetime, check out this short introductory video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xClWgidZU) to Flat Earth Theory.
Let's discuss your thoughts, theories, discoveries, and anything else related to Flat Earth here.
Have you ever played much Kerbal Space Program?
Quote from: rothen on December 02, 2016, 02:27:40 PM
Have you ever played much Kerbal Space Program?
No I have not. Does it promote Flat Earth theory?
Unfortunately that is where kerbal space program GOT IT WRONG!
They depict the earth symbol planet (Kerbin) as a desgostang sphere.
Check out this video: Nasa Caught Redhanded in a Pool Faking Space (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe0ZmS58NJM)
Nice try NASA. It's unbelievable that they have gotten away with these lies for so long.
Please move this thread to General Discussion. Thanks.
Quote from: browser on December 06, 2016, 11:48:51 PM
Please move this thread to General Discussion. Thanks.
fat chance how about you shoot a rocket to the moon and tell me if the earth is flat you fuckin poor ass piece of shit
The Earth isn't flat dingus.
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
Quote from: what on December 07, 2016, 05:16:02 PM
The Earth isn't flat dingus.
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
umm prove it
everyone knows the only thing in the universe that makes cubes are the borg
and also minecraft players
Quote from: rachel on December 07, 2016, 06:36:54 PM
Quote from: what on December 07, 2016, 05:16:02 PM
The Earth isn't flat dingus.
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
umm prove it
everyone knows the only thing in the universe that makes cubes are the borg
and also minecraft players
rachel, you are
being a dumb slut uneducated.
ice cubes make cubes.
Quote from: castalia on December 07, 2016, 07:25:10 PM
Quote from: rachel on December 07, 2016, 06:36:54 PM
Quote from: what on December 07, 2016, 05:16:02 PM
The Earth isn't flat dingus.
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
umm prove it
everyone knows the only thing in the universe that makes cubes are the borg
and also minecraft players
rachel, you are being a dumb slut uneducated.
ice cubes make cubes.
WRONG AGAIN NAKED SLUT
GUESS WHAT SHAPe ICe MAKES
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NOT A CUBE YA BIMBO
heh you know your stuff guess im a naked bimbo thanks for the info I'll make my ice cubes like that now
Quote from: castalia on December 08, 2016, 05:30:10 AM
heh you know your stuff guess im a naked bimbo thanks for the info I'll make my ice cubes like that now
heh heh whew!!! I guess I got a little carried way there
thanks for bein understanding
Quote from: rachel on December 08, 2016, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: castalia on December 08, 2016, 05:30:10 AM
heh you know your stuff guess im a naked bimbo thanks for the info I'll make my ice cubes like that now
heh heh whew!!! I guess I got a little carried way there
thanks for bein understanding
YOU SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET
yo, let's get the earth a big selfie stick and put this thing to rest for once.
fuck
Quote from: what on January 09, 2017, 08:45:31 PM
fuck
fuck is right... NASA has been lying to us the whole time!!!!
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I have such a hard boner from this thread
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Modern science teaches us the Earth is a ball, with a circumference of about 25,000 miles. Thus, THEIR math shows us that in order to maintain this circumference, there MUST be an exponential drop of 8in. per mile squared in every direction from the point at which you are standing.
OK. So, think this through.
This means if you were to walk 1 mile away from me, the ground you would be standing on would be 8in. below the ground I am standing on. If you were to walk another mile, your ground would be 32in below mine. If you were to walk 3 miles, your ground would be 6 feet below mine! Assuming you are 6ft. tall, this would HAVE TO MEAN that the top of your head would be level with the bottom of my feet. Therefore, tell me again how you can believe that the horizon (which is the ground seen at a distance) could EVER be at MY eye-level when looking straight ahead.
Read this slowwwlllyyyy and repeatedly until it sinks in: IT - CAN - NOT - BE!
Thus, ball Earthers provide the biggest and best proof that the Earth HAS TO BE flat. Imagine the irony in that. LOL! And sorry - pardon the pun - but there simply is NO getting "around" this indisputable fact... of SCIENCE.
Thus, I'm laying down my trump card and shall expect LOTS of apologies from those who will NEVER be able to dispute this fact. Not with math. Not with science. Not with any measure of common sense. Not with Scripture. And certainly not with any form of physical observation (be it in the natural world or the digital realm). It is totally impossible for the horizon to EVER rise to eye-level on a ball.
Checkmate. Game over. Thanks for playing.
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Runescape PROVES that the earth is flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys0QUl3wClQ
nasa is a hoax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfaP39vTOGg
GET REKT FLAT EARTHRS
wetfish article
https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net/creationism
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carl saygan made a video too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUxmCXSmtVo
lol now all the flat earthers are trying to debunk Cody's Lab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7iIvhwjAY
Quote from: rothen on December 02, 2016, 02:27:40 PM
Have you ever played much Kerbal Space Program?
Rocket Science is a fictional discipline to trick people into thinking the earth is round.
As an intellectually gifted person (my IQ is past 180) I could not grasp it because it is all an intricate lie. Simply doesn't add up, wake up sheeple.
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whoops
Flat Earth-chan!
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if you think the earth is round you're dirtier than the dirtiest dog
stinkier than the smelliest skunk
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fuck you for not agreeing with me
everyone knows the earth is A SQUARE
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what the fuck is this
...winter is coming
Quote from: rachel on March 18, 2019, 10:35:47 PM
Quote from: redheron on March 18, 2019, 07:28:53 PM
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what the fuck is this
...winter is coming
the earth is flat ON TOP OF a giant sphere! Galaxy brain checkmate globeheads!!
Quote from: redheron on March 19, 2019, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: rachel on March 18, 2019, 10:35:47 PM
Quote from: redheron on March 18, 2019, 07:28:53 PM
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what the fuck is this
...winter is coming
the earth is flat ON TOP OF a giant sphere! Galaxy brain checkmate globeheads!!
ain't no planet X
cuz ain't no space
cuz ain't not globe earth
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Current Weather On A Flat Earth
You can't understand the weather without knowing the TRUE shape of the Earth!
https://darksky.net/flatearth
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So, semi-serious post. I met an actual, unironic, Bible-is-absolute-truth, NASA-is-lying, science-is-fake flat-Earther. (She was, actually, the aunt of this girl I really like.) It was astonishing, the level of mental gymnastics and active eye-closing she had to do day-to-day to maintain her belief. Highlights of the conversation included: "If satellites are real, why can't we find lost ships at sea?" "Go outside, do you see a curve?" "You can shoot a laser and it will stay parallel to the ground." "The Bible is God's word because it says so." "Global warming is a conspiracy by 'scientists' to fake data."
And I now find this thread a lot less funny.
Quote from: rothen on May 23, 2019, 06:45:27 PM
So, semi-serious post. I met an actual, unironic, Bible-is-absolute-truth, NASA-is-lying, science-is-fake flat-Earther. (She was, actually, the aunt of this girl I really like.) It was astonishing, the level of mental gymnastics and active eye-closing she had to do day-to-day to maintain her belief. Highlights of the conversation included: "If satellites are real, why can't we find lost ships at sea?" "Go outside, do you see a curve?" "You can shoot a laser and it will stay parallel to the ground." "The Bible is God's word because it says so." "Global warming is a conspiracy by 'scientists' to fake data."
And I now find this thread a lot less funny.
My cousin is the same way. Exactly the same. Bible is fact, not metaphor. God has never made a mistake. The Earth is flat and science is the devil trying to trick you.
Also he has over 100k subs on YouTube...
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH4MnXI0sxQ[/video]
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Quote from: rachel on May 24, 2019, 01:38:19 PM
Quote from: rothen on May 23, 2019, 06:45:27 PM
So, semi-serious post. I met an actual, unironic, Bible-is-absolute-truth, NASA-is-lying, science-is-fake flat-Earther. (She was, actually, the aunt of this girl I really like.) It was astonishing, the level of mental gymnastics and active eye-closing she had to do day-to-day to maintain her belief. Highlights of the conversation included: "If satellites are real, why can't we find lost ships at sea?" "Go outside, do you see a curve?" "You can shoot a laser and it will stay parallel to the ground." "The Bible is God's word because it says so." "Global warming is a conspiracy by 'scientists' to fake data."
And I now find this thread a lot less funny.
My cousin is the same way. Exactly the same. Bible is fact, not metaphor. God has never made a mistake. The Earth is flat and science is the devil trying to trick you.
Also he has over 100k subs on YouTube...
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH4MnXI0sxQ[/video]
Aliens invade and take all the stupid people into space, never to be seen again. The rest of us are fine with it.
How the dinosaurs died on a flat earth (https://i.imgur.com/8gnMHTO.mp4)
Quote from: Anomaly on September 24, 2019, 08:23:03 PM
How the dinosaurs died on a flat earth (https://i.imgur.com/8gnMHTO.mp4)
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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPa4esJJx4[/video]
Quote from: rachel on November 23, 2019, 04:21:22 PM
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPa4esJJx4[/video]
I'm going to toughen up my kids by naming them Enus and Regina.
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Quote from: rachel on November 25, 2019, 11:55:54 AM
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I will chase you to the fucking ice wall for posting this!!! I SENT THIS IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!!
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boats prove that the earth is round
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earth is helixical
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It's funny how these people always say that NASA is a waste of money when in reality they are a very small percentage of the budget compared to other things like the military, health insurance, welfare, or even road construction.
If it wasn't for NASA we wouldn't have LEDs, think about how dumb that timeline would be
Quote from: rachel on September 10, 2020, 02:19:49 PM
It's funny how these people always say that NASA is a waste of money when in reality they are a very small percentage of the budget compared to other things like the military, health insurance, welfare, or even road construction.
If it wasn't for NASA we wouldn't have LEDs, think about how dumb that timeline would be
LEDs aren't real.
Quote from: rachel on September 10, 2020, 02:19:49 PM
If it wasn't for NASA we wouldn't have LEDs, think about how dumb that timeline would be
- 3d-printed food
- artificial heart ventricle that lasts eight hours on battery
- better baby food
- Bowflex exercise gear
- cochlear implants
- earthquake protection for buildings
- freeze-dried food
- gold plating
- GPS in your cars (nobody reads gas-station maps anymore) and phones (Pokemon GO, Ingress)
- infrared (touchless) thermometers
- LADAR, which enables laser eye surgery
- LEDs
- modern food-safety methods (in cooperation with Pilsbury)
- non-asbestos heat shielding (vehicles, firefighter clothes, ...)
- Openstack for cloud computing without being Amazon's bitch
- portable cordless vacuum cleaners
- powdered lubricants
- radial tires that last eight years longer (first made for the Mars probe landers's parachutes)
- scratch-resistant sunglasses
- self de-icing wings in aircraft
- signal flares that can neutralize landmines
- single-crystal solar cells
- the best water filtration systems that don't gobble electricity like desainators do
- the foam used in artificial limbs
- the grooves on the sides of highways that tell you when you're drifting
- the spill sensors used in chem-engineering factories
- transparent ceramics used for "invisible braces" instead of the cement-and-wire ones
... why no bullet-points for the list?
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I love how flat earthers think everyone else is just as invested in this as they are
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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq5uxY_frk[/video]
move aside flat earthers, there's a new conspiracy in town
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photo from last night's lunar eclipse
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