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Title: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: nicefish on December 02, 2019, 10:17:44 PM

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Title: Re: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: redheron on December 03, 2019, 02:58:35 AM

see how many times I can jerk off before I start getting dehydration headaches.

for science, obviously.

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: Fishmé on December 06, 2024, 11:33:10 AM

Cry. 🔪Im tryna get rid of my cock, not add more cock! Lol 🍆 🍆

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: Fishmé on December 06, 2024, 11:35:01 AM

Or wait, I already have a dick. Does this mean I get another? Am I collecting dicks now? 1 dick is too much, but 2 dicks?! That's a double negative baby! Looks like imma about to be a millionaire on pornhub. Trans girl with two dicks, let's gooooo!

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: Diabolizer on February 06, 2025, 03:47:17 PM

Quote from: Esmé on December 06, 2024, 11:35:01 AM
Or wait, I already have a dick. Does this mean I get another? Am I collecting dicks now? 1 dick is too much, but 2 dicks?! That's a double negative baby! Looks like imma about to be a millionaire on pornhub. Trans girl with two dicks, let's gooooo!

Soon enough, you can get a new one installed anywhere you like on your own body. Also on someone else's body if they consent to it.

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: Fishmé on February 07, 2025, 07:44:01 PM

Quote from: Diabolizer on February 06, 2025, 03:47:17 PM
Quote from: Esmé on December 06, 2024, 11:35:01 AM
Or wait, I already have a dick. Does this mean I get another? Am I collecting dicks now? 1 dick is too much, but 2 dicks?! That's a double negative baby! Looks like imma about to be a millionaire on pornhub. Trans girl with two dicks, let's gooooo!

Soon enough, you can get a new one installed anywhere you like on your own body. Also on someone else's body if they consent to it.

Imma be totally serious here... I DID NOT REALIZE I WROTE THIS WHEN YOU REPLIED! I was like, "yo this is hilarious," and audibly said, "Oh no!" When I realized I made the post.

Aparently I find myself funny, also apparently I can't remember half of the wack shit I say on the internet. ROFL LMFAO

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a dick?
Post by: Fishmé on February 07, 2025, 07:45:41 PM

Quote from: Diabolizer on February 06, 2025, 03:47:17 PM
Quote from: Esmé on December 06, 2024, 11:35:01 AM
Or wait, I already have a dick. Does this mean I get another? Am I collecting dicks now? 1 dick is too much, but 2 dicks?! That's a double negative baby! Looks like imma about to be a millionaire on pornhub. Trans girl with two dicks, let's gooooo!

Soon enough, you can get a new one installed anywhere you like on your own body. Also on someone else's body if they consent to it.

Wait!... does that mean I can have a dick tail!!! Yo!!!!! Imma make so much money 💰 with all these trans chasers lining up to see my installed cock tail. 🐕 🍑 🍆

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