Let's hear it
old spice deodorant, antipersp has aluminum in it and i don't wanna shove that in my pits
i guess one of my mom's hippie notions actually stuck in my head
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful.
[glow=white,2,300]the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat[/glow]
Just make sure to put the little plastic bit back after you try it on in the store.
Quote from: redheron on December 31, 2019, 04:40:36 AM
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful.
[glow=white,2,300]the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat[/glow]
My thoughts. There should be a sampler pack of tiny deoderants.
Quote from: ceph on December 31, 2019, 08:36:18 PM
Quote from: redheron on December 31, 2019, 04:40:36 AM
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful.
[glow=white,2,300]the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat[/glow]
My thoughts. There should be a sampler pack of tiny deoderants.
whoa the hidden text
Quote from: redheron on December 31, 2019, 04:40:36 AM
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful.
[glow=white,2,300]the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat[/glow]
I'm trying Dove Fresh for Men now. I'll give it a few weeks and see how it handles.
Seems to be working for a few days... Even though I hate the scent.
Any of the old spice gels are awesome
I spray myself with bacteria that eat smell chemicals
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tkij3_7wFHU/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: rachel on January 07, 2020, 11:29:23 PM
I spray myself with bacteria that eat smell chemicals
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tkij3_7wFHU/maxresdefault.jpg)
where do you get it
Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on January 08, 2020, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: rachel on January 07, 2020, 11:29:23 PM
I spray myself with bacteria that eat smell chemicals
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tkij3_7wFHU/maxresdefault.jpg)
where do you get it
https://www.aobiome.com/
https://motherdirt.com/
you can buy it on their website or amazon
which ones are you using, rachel? deodorant or all of it? i like the idea of never taking showers again.
Mother Dirt spray bottle is 50 bucks Jesus
Quote from: ceph on January 12, 2020, 01:01:20 PM
Mother Dirt spray bottle is 50 bucks Jesus
it lasts like 3 months ¯\(º_o)/¯
but if you still have to bathe every week, what even is the point??
Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on January 12, 2020, 08:00:57 PM
but if you still have to bathe every week, what even is the point??
I choose to bathe. You don't have to. The creator of Mother Dirt doesn't bathe. But I prefer the way my hair looks after taking a shower.
According to this video the AOBiome culture was isolated from a guy who didn't bathe for 12 years. That's how you know it's the good shit
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkij3_7wFHU[/video]
Can I just rub armpits with someone who already has an AO colony?
What I'm getting at is can I solve this problem with sex. I have a lot of problems and it would help to consolidate the sex problem and the deoderant problem.
As an update, the Dove bullshit seems to work although I cannot wash it off. I lather with soap and rise 3 or 4 times and it is still stays on. So I am starting to now apply it every 3rd or 4th day and use plain deoderant in the mean time.
The armpits are itchy all day whether I apply it or not. I don't give a shit about itchiness as long as I don't smell. Well maybe I give a 5% shit but almost zero shits.
It is still a horse fucking mystery why suddenly my body decided to start making body odor and being damp and itchy all of a sudden. Further evidence in support of transitioning to whalehood.
damn dude i did not sweat at ALL as a child, even in 110f (thats 43c) weather i'd wear long sleeves and pants with no ill feelings.
then i became an adult. now i am sweaty very often for what seems like no reason. and it stinks??? this doesn't seem fair!
I've found that caffeine makes me uncontrollably sweat, even when I feel cold. Be conscious of your consumption
I use to use Brut as a kid... still like the smell of it, heheh. Now i mostly use essential oils and whatever is cheapest. Otherwise... I just forget to wear it. E & Spiro kinda made the gnarly BO go away... well not unless I haven't showered for half a week or doing physical labor.
I usually go for old spice original but I'm not picky; whatever makes my pits not stank after downing a couple cups of coffee works for my cheap-ass.
My deo sticks last years though probably because I'm french, but mostly because I never go out anyway!
I make some at home with coconut oil, arrowroot powder, shea butter, and essentials oils. Had to find something to combat the second puberty smell lol old spice wasn't cutting it anymore, plus no weird chemical burns this way
Quote from: FoxFish on February 19, 2025, 11:05:12 PM
I make some at home with coconut oil, arrowroot powder, shea butter, and essentials oils. Had to find something to combat the second puberty smell lol old spice wasn't cutting it anymore, plus no weird chemical burns this way
Oh my gosh! Can we do a deoderant making party?! 🥽🧴🧼
Quote from: Fishmé on February 20, 2025, 02:38:50 AM
Quote from: FoxFish on February 19, 2025, 11:05:12 PM
I make some at home with coconut oil, arrowroot powder, shea butter, and essentials oils. Had to find something to combat the second puberty smell lol old spice wasn't cutting it anymore, plus no weird chemical burns this way
Oh my gosh! Can we do a deoderant making party?! 🥽🧴🧼
Absolutely! Summer skill share party!
I dont have body odor so i skip the deodorant
Quote from: bencain on March 22, 2025, 11:44:47 AM
I dont have body odor so i skip the deodorant
Found the guy who never goes outside and doesn't have any friends. You're living a lie my dude
Quote from: rachel on March 30, 2025, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: bencain on March 22, 2025, 11:44:47 AM
I dont have body odor so i skip the deodorant
Found the guy who never goes outside and doesn't have any friends. You're living a lie my dude
Ooooooooooh Dayum! Burn! 🔥
Quote from: rachel on March 30, 2025, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: bencain on March 22, 2025, 11:44:47 AM
I dont have body odor so i skip the deodorant
Found the guy who never goes outside and doesn't have any friends. You're living a lie my dude
exxxcccusee me, FARM people dont wear perfume, you really think you beaver friends want to guess your cologne later when there playing with eachother?
smells like teen spirit