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Title: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 09, 2020, 10:24:15 PM

I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

I can see it in your eyes.

Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind -- driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

(//upload/200974e9-7ab4-9531-9691-3706a48e2130.png)

You take the cum pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-caIIBg_07s8/T1eezek-u1I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/Cy38fIWnEzA/s1600/Human_semen_in_hands.jpg)

You are cum. Cum that grew arms and legs. But when you look around, what do you see? Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. Every one of them: cum. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be cumpilled. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.

(https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2018/2-8/ODdOwerKaL-6.png) (http://s3.amazonaws.com/trampt/images/products/000/220/950/SLIME_BABA_FRUIT_PUNCH-Healeymade_David_Healey-Slime_Baba-Healeymade-trampt-220950m.jpg?1423068955)

Edit 2020: Fixing linkrot
Edit 2022: ~~I'm a zoomer now~~

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Ozmiander on April 10, 2020, 05:07:26 AM

splort.

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rothen on April 10, 2020, 07:11:28 PM

You're only half cum, though. You're also half a period that didn't happen.

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Yam on May 02, 2020, 09:05:22 PM

That second image 🤢

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on May 02, 2020, 09:07:24 PM

Quote from: Yam on May 02, 2020, 09:05:22 PM
That second image 🤢

that's the choice

imagine morpheus, one hand he has a blue pill and the other hand is just cum

I wish I could draw

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on July 18, 2020, 08:27:18 AM

Quote from: rothen on April 10, 2020, 07:11:28 PM
You're only half cum, though. You're also half a period that didn't happen.

You're a cum omelette. Cum & egg. A walking creampie

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 18, 2020, 12:27:37 PM

Having a baby is keeping cum as a pet.

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on July 30, 2020, 10:27:07 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 31, 2020, 08:52:53 PM

Epstein didn't coom himself.
[video]/upload/37bdf494-1f1a-354c-f1d6-515e855711e4.mp4[/video]

EDIT: Discord fixed the little hole that let us use it as a CDN.

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on July 31, 2020, 11:02:30 PM

Quote from: Mozai on July 31, 2020, 08:52:53 PM
Epstein didn't coom himself.
[video]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699396203309432853/738901886794727514/epstinecum_quiveringclit.mp4[/video]

this is the best use of deepfakes I have seen to date

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on August 08, 2020, 03:11:35 AM

Stolen memes (https://wetfishonline.com/index.php?topic=378.msg21251)

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 20, 2020, 05:01:16 PM

bump if you love cum

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 20, 2020, 05:39:06 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 24, 2020, 01:43:44 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on November 25, 2020, 06:45:11 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 25, 2020, 08:13:52 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 25, 2020, 08:17:43 PM

its mine now bitch

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 25, 2020, 08:28:55 PM

Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on November 25, 2020, 08:17:43 PM
its mine now bitch

hot

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: kiiada on November 25, 2020, 09:19:37 PM

https://twitter.com/kickeep/status/1331441589592358912?s=21

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 07, 2020, 06:11:16 PM

drink your cum beer

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 09, 2020, 08:36:14 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 13, 2020, 05:52:30 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 21, 2020, 11:48:02 AM

In Britain they sell bottles of cum at the store

(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v1/download/wetfish.chat/AKpXNedGghgWiDFMFkeZuKrJ)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 31, 2020, 10:16:22 AM

where else are you gonna put it?

(https://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cumbox-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: kayimbo on January 03, 2021, 11:06:04 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/H1t4bdC.png)

full album:
https://imgur.com/gallery/I4D7rPz

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on January 03, 2021, 01:36:45 PM

Quote from: kayimbo on January 03, 2021, 11:06:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H1t4bdC.png)

full album:
https://imgur.com/gallery/I4D7rPz

I don't normally like ads, but this is okay

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 13, 2021, 02:37:32 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 27, 2021, 01:18:45 PM

Update: Kate sent me a better version!!

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 28, 2021, 02:04:52 AM

cum

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: steven on February 28, 2021, 02:17:31 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Ozmiander on February 28, 2021, 08:49:22 AM

Quote from: steven on February 28, 2021, 02:17:31 AM
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*hastily makes shopping list*

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on March 08, 2021, 10:48:02 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: emilypi on March 09, 2021, 09:40:39 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Ozmiander on March 11, 2021, 10:49:18 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on March 19, 2021, 05:24:02 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 24, 2021, 12:33:38 PM

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(https://i.redd.it/qraofm68nah41.jpg)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 22, 2021, 11:34:13 PM

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AusY4SbqZUY[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 23, 2021, 12:29:12 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: woodneko on April 23, 2021, 12:32:51 PM

Quote from: rachel on April 22, 2021, 11:34:13 PM
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AusY4SbqZUY[/video]

Cum harder, not smarter

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 29, 2021, 10:27:00 AM

This is a real place which exists in Ontario, Canada

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Anomaly on April 30, 2021, 05:26:02 PM

Quote from: rachel on April 29, 2021, 10:27:00 AM
This is a real place which exists in Ontario, Canada

(https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/da41abec-0fd3-476e-a7ce-a9605ddd9d62/132796260_244176433719236_2383451952119402040_.jpg/:/cr=t:0%25,l:0%25,w:100%25,h:100%25/rs=w:957,h:500,cg:true)

(//upload/a18f6b54-0f4b-190b-9bf0-26539bbd5468.jpeg)

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY4L5RU6kyo[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on May 01, 2021, 09:25:35 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on May 11, 2021, 05:25:29 AM

Made by Se(g)men
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on June 07, 2021, 04:25:42 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on June 17, 2021, 09:48:04 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on July 15, 2021, 11:10:04 PM

[video]/upload/bf8c9b27-809f-8954-f26a-f42e1daa5bd2.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on July 15, 2021, 11:15:47 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on October 06, 2021, 03:15:32 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on October 09, 2021, 07:13:07 AM

(//upload/e7996e3e-2780-a397-708d-bc8e83acfa1b.jpeg)
based on this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECRSbNFXsAA2RJU.jpg (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECRSbNFXsAA2RJU.jpg)]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on October 12, 2021, 12:22:11 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on October 21, 2021, 10:12:49 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on October 23, 2021, 03:36:27 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on November 05, 2021, 10:00:11 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 09, 2021, 12:29:39 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 29, 2021, 02:03:23 PM

Thanks Rothen <3

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on November 30, 2021, 05:00:34 PM

https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/11/29/sperm-is-being-used-to-create-an-eco-friendly-alternative-to-plastic

A new eco-friendly plastic made from salmon sperm has been invented by scientists in China.

Two short strands of DNA from the sperm were combined with a chemical from vegetable oil that binds them together. What this creates is a squishy material known as hydrogel.

From here the gel is then moulded into different shapes and freeze-dried to remove the moisture, which makes it solidify. Researchers have already created a cup, puzzle pieces and a DNA molecule from the eco-friendly plastic.

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on December 04, 2021, 08:19:41 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 20, 2021, 06:34:22 PM

jojo's cum adventures

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 17, 2022, 01:57:24 PM

literally cumpilled

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745713278189174800/943640011616698538/image0-17.jpg)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 20, 2022, 02:39:07 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on March 20, 2022, 07:01:44 AM

Mokou, no.
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on March 31, 2022, 09:16:06 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on April 03, 2022, 06:14:30 AM

QuoteKum 105.11.21 Polystyrene Lead Pointer 2-Hole Pencil Sharpeners with Container, Colors Vary; $8.05 with free shipping

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 07, 2022, 11:40:17 AM

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Title: Re: Based & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on May 27, 2022, 02:01:35 AM

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Title: Re: Based & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on May 31, 2022, 10:29:49 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on June 13, 2022, 11:51:37 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Be_SwiFT on June 21, 2022, 11:47:12 AM

[video]https://i.imgur.com/naBW42u.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Be_SwiFT on July 07, 2022, 02:41:31 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 28, 2022, 07:52:48 AM

Here comes the freedom convoy into Ottawa
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 31, 2022, 09:58:01 PM

[video]https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1355240479496036357/pu/vid/1280x592/Lzfv6HW-WNxDMaeo.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on August 16, 2022, 11:54:09 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on August 21, 2022, 11:00:04 PM

Quote from: Mozai on August 16, 2022, 11:54:09 AM
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omg I want these inside of me

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on August 24, 2022, 10:30:41 AM

it's time to visit the cum doctor

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on September 06, 2022, 11:59:25 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on September 25, 2022, 07:39:36 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on October 28, 2022, 10:17:09 PM

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKsvKQJDU0[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on December 09, 2022, 07:30:00 PM

[video]/upload/2c710e7a-6ec5-a490-adee-bdc596115dc3.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 16, 2022, 02:47:22 PM

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg4Ceo8tVu8[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 27, 2022, 08:43:55 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on February 06, 2023, 09:25:01 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 06, 2023, 09:32:09 PM

Quote from: Mozai on February 06, 2023, 09:25:01 PM
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REPOST DETECTED

visual match of this post from page 3 https://wetfishonline.com/index.php?topic=3368.msg24473#msg24473

(this should be an automatic feature)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on April 09, 2023, 04:56:52 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 16, 2023, 10:02:38 PM

Sunday service
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 28, 2023, 05:45:53 AM

(https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net//upload/fa5b2a8f-28df-d763-23e6-728170d09d60.jpeg)
(source: webcomic "The Rock Cocks" at Slipshine)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on July 29, 2023, 01:43:07 AM

Quote from: Mozai on July 28, 2023, 05:45:53 AM
(https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net//upload/fa5b2a8f-28df-d763-23e6-728170d09d60.jpeg)
(source: webcomic "The Rock Cocks" at Slipshine)

lol museum creampie exhibitionist exhibition

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on August 02, 2023, 04:28:23 PM

Dude must eat a lot of zinc.
[video]https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net//upload/207e8efd-9eff-42b0-805e-ba14d148a75c.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on September 22, 2023, 10:58:42 PM

QuoteBy far the most distressing thing I've learned from watching Ze Frank videos is the sheer number of creatures that have "just ejaculate into the ocean" as their breeding strategy. I don't need to think about that next time I'm down at the beach.

QuoteIf it makes you feel any better, all that pollen you're inhaling in the spring and that coats your car and porch and everything else, is plants (mostly trees) ejaculating into the air. So you're already walking around in it; might as well swim in it, too.

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on October 08, 2023, 01:46:17 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 30, 2023, 12:14:28 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on December 05, 2023, 06:26:51 AM

"Cum? Do you mean pregg nog?"

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 05, 2023, 09:09:25 PM

cum will save the world

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQs26c1klAU[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 02, 2024, 04:02:24 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 03, 2024, 12:04:37 AM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on February 05, 2024, 12:11:09 PM

Later I'm gonna masturbate to you and there's nothing you can do about it

[video]/upload/ecb3efee-3817-0d8f-96f0-6fabb9572d1c.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on March 17, 2024, 11:01:45 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on March 18, 2024, 07:36:42 AM

NAFTA? nah, got a better name
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on May 10, 2024, 10:48:22 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on July 28, 2024, 02:20:11 PM

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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on August 14, 2024, 06:55:39 AM

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out. centipede girls will see a puddle of cum on the ground and say 'does anyone want that' and not wait for an answer

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on September 07, 2024, 01:22:48 AM

Quote from: Mozai on August 14, 2024, 06:55:39 AM
"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out. centipede girls will see a puddle of cum on the ground and say 'does anyone want that' and not wait for an answer

literal cumpills covering the floor

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on December 17, 2024, 12:20:47 AM

You know... What really gets me is that this thread is 7 PAGES LONG! 7 PAGES OF CUM ROT! 7!

I'd say yall are nasty, but I think I'm in the right place. Lol

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rothen on December 17, 2024, 04:33:34 PM

From the Wetfish quote DB:

Quote[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on December 17, 2024, 07:18:35 PM

Quote from: rothen on December 17, 2024, 04:33:34 PM
From the Wetfish quote DB:

Quote[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'

I hate it. Down with the ruling cum-monarchy ⚔️🏹👑

Let the cum be free! 💧🌊💧

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2024, 10:45:27 PM

Quote23:44 < rachel> !quote cum
23:44 < fishy> [#2857] [2020-06-11 @ 11:46] [Score: 1] <@emcy> acheieve world peace by basically cumming on everything
23:44 < rachel> !quote cum
23:44 < fishy> [#3419] [2022-08-18 @ 13:30] <Mozai> It was a mistake to cum here

more cum quotes

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Diabolizer on December 18, 2024, 11:18:45 PM

Quote from: Esmé on December 17, 2024, 07:18:35 PM
Quote from: rothen on December 17, 2024, 04:33:34 PM
From the Wetfish quote DB:

Quote[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'

I hate it. Down with the ruling cum-monarchy ⚔️🏹👑

Let the cum be free! 💧🌊💧

Are you familiar with Cummunism (https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net/cummunism)?

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on December 19, 2024, 12:20:23 AM

Quote from: Diabolizer on December 18, 2024, 11:18:45 PM
Quote from: Esmé on December 17, 2024, 07:18:35 PM
Quote from: rothen on December 17, 2024, 04:33:34 PM
From the Wetfish quote DB:

Quote[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'

I hate it. Down with the ruling cum-monarchy ⚔️🏹👑

Let the cum be free! 💧🌊💧

Are you familiar with Cummunism (https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net/cummunism)?

Yay! Everyone gets cum!

(//upload/3226fa7b-374d-76d5-62b2-f37f9a62b64d.jpeg)

(//upload/6456ada5-74c4-22d3-3513-3e1c0e0ce24f.jpeg)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Diabolizer on December 19, 2024, 09:01:32 PM

It's a much better system than Fapitalism (https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net/fapitalism).

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on March 23, 2025, 08:36:29 AM

(https://s.mltshp.com/r/1QW8Z)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on May 07, 2025, 08:44:27 PM

Apparently there's this new thing called sperm racing where guys jerk off onto a microscope in a big arena and everyone watches their sperm swim down a track

https://www.spermracing.com/

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WenceN4bcFw[/video]

(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v3/download/wetfish.chat/IpmLaPzdUUrSTjoWgbmolFsw/Screenshot%20from%202025-05-07%2021-40-52.png)

(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v3/download/wetfish.chat/XJxvPhxLCIWrleVomuTwrcmC/Screenshot%20from%202025-05-07%2021-41-48.png)

(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v3/download/wetfish.chat/IGxENTTjlGXioktkinCPuDXO/Screenshot%20from%202025-05-07%2021-42-32.png)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on May 08, 2025, 12:28:02 AM

Quote from: Diabolizer on December 18, 2024, 11:18:45 PM
Quote from: Esmé on December 17, 2024, 07:18:35 PM
Quote from: rothen on December 17, 2024, 04:33:34 PM
From the Wetfish quote DB:

Quote[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'

I hate it. Down with the ruling cum-monarchy ⚔️🏹👑

Let the cum be free! 💧🌊💧

Are you familiar with Cummunism (https://staging-wiki.wetfish.net/cummunism)?

Gotta love it when the wiki is linked. Hella

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on May 09, 2025, 01:28:34 PM

(//upload/4f5426f7-c2bd-7965-9a48-538fdb2d56a3.png)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on May 22, 2025, 09:38:50 PM

I'm just having bubble tea at the Umi (生み) shop, why are you laughing
(https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1R1KP.jpg)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on August 31, 2025, 11:25:13 AM

(//upload/c157d6bd-a145-2126-9a10-7ef1221dbfa3.jpeg)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on September 01, 2025, 12:47:11 AM

Quote from: Fishmé on August 31, 2025, 11:25:13 AM
(//upload/c157d6bd-a145-2126-9a10-7ef1221dbfa3.jpeg)

that's a quote from the original post of this thread

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on September 01, 2025, 11:51:39 AM

Quote from: rachel on September 01, 2025, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on August 31, 2025, 11:25:13 AM
(//upload/c157d6bd-a145-2126-9a10-7ef1221dbfa3.jpeg)

that's a quote from the original post of this thread

Yea I know. That's why it was funny you said it in irc years later. Lmao

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on February 02, 2026, 12:03:01 PM

Brings a tear to your eye
(//upload/7adf6c6f-b3c8-0fe2-3d97-1fadf5ba8107.png)

Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on March 10, 2026, 10:46:27 PM

Quote from: rachel on July 18, 2020, 08:27:18 AM
Quote from: rothen on April 10, 2020, 07:11:28 PM
You're only half cum, though. You're also half a period that didn't happen.

You're a cum omelette. Cum & egg. A walking creampie

Sounds like a lot of protein.

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