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Title: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 27, 2021, 07:25:23 PM
Hey guys, the whole internet has been freaking out about WSB and GME for the past week so let's make a thread for all those juicy memes

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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 27, 2021, 07:46:37 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kzoh1c/i_am_financially_ruined_agricultural_futures/

QuoteI have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 27, 2021, 08:07:43 PM
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Post by: Ozmiander on January 27, 2021, 08:09:45 PM
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Post by: rachel on January 27, 2021, 08:29:00 PM
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Post by: Ozmiander on January 27, 2021, 08:49:00 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: emergence on January 27, 2021, 08:54:03 PM
That time a guy drank his pee because SPY closed green after the Corona collapse: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gak2gf/i_said_if_spy_closed_green_today_i_would_drink_my/
Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 27, 2021, 10:41:35 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Sonder on January 28, 2021, 07:59:00 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 28, 2021, 08:02:46 AM
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Post by: rachel on January 28, 2021, 08:20:00 AM
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Post by: rachel on January 28, 2021, 09:58:13 AM
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Post by: kayimbo on January 28, 2021, 10:53:06 AM
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Post by: Ozmiander on January 28, 2021, 11:18:21 AM
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Post by: Anomaly on January 28, 2021, 11:27:48 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 28, 2021, 11:56:43 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Ozmiander on January 28, 2021, 01:05:30 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Ozmiander on January 28, 2021, 01:57:12 PM
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Post by: Anomaly on January 28, 2021, 02:52:42 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 05:55:54 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 05:56:43 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 06:16:13 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 06:24:36 PM
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 06:29:39 PM
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Post by: FrobtheBuilder on January 28, 2021, 06:32:12 PM
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 06:32:49 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 28, 2021, 06:55:13 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Anomaly on January 28, 2021, 08:57:02 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 29, 2021, 09:34:13 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: kayimbo on January 29, 2021, 11:21:25 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Mozai on January 29, 2021, 01:56:54 PM
Quote from: Anomaly on January 28, 2021, 08:57:02 PM
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Ohhhh man.  You wanna know why the moneychangers were in the temple (before Jesus lost his shit on them)?
It's because it was the LAW that you had to donate if you were passing through town.  Not everyone carries the local currency, so to pay your, like, visitor tax, you had to get it converted to the local currency.  They were in the temple so people didn't have to go halfway across town, then carry local dollars all the way back to the temple.

Fucking Pharisees, making y'all take your anger out on the people trying to make it easier on you, or tryin' to get you to blame the Romans for killing your teen heartthrob.  It's always been the local elites playing "let's you and him fight."
Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Mozai on January 29, 2021, 01:57:07 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 29, 2021, 07:18:51 PM
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Post by: meleeman on January 29, 2021, 10:22:56 PM
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Post by: Ozmiander on January 30, 2021, 07:28:51 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 30, 2021, 08:40:03 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Mozai on January 30, 2021, 12:22:27 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 30, 2021, 12:35:02 PM
sadly the truth is, this isn't even a bump, like its amusing to the finance guys but this will not even be remembered in a month
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Post by: Anomaly on January 30, 2021, 02:41:53 PM
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Post by: kayimbo on January 30, 2021, 05:10:28 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Mozai on January 31, 2021, 07:36:40 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Anomaly on January 31, 2021, 09:36:16 AM
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Post by: kayimbo on January 31, 2021, 01:31:05 PM
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Post by: rachel on January 31, 2021, 05:29:13 PM
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Post by: Mozai on January 31, 2021, 09:42:16 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 31, 2021, 09:52:57 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Mozai on February 01, 2021, 09:11:51 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on February 02, 2021, 10:35:29 AM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: Anomaly on February 02, 2021, 12:56:36 PM
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Post by: rachel on February 13, 2021, 05:13:15 PM
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Post by: rachel on December 10, 2021, 11:17:23 PM
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Title: Re: Wall Street Butts
Post by: rachel on January 18, 2022, 05:53:01 PM
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