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Title: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on June 29, 2022, 10:27:29 PM

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2YXFeraM8I[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Be_SwiFT on July 02, 2022, 11:14:18 PM

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Be_SwiFT on July 20, 2022, 10:31:31 PM

Quote from: Be_SwiFT on July 02, 2022, 11:14:18 PM
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As I was saying
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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on July 20, 2022, 10:47:26 PM

a classic beaver meme

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on July 20, 2022, 10:54:48 PM

by the way have you seen how FRICKIN CUTE baby beavers are???????/ 🦫

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on July 24, 2022, 02:07:57 AM

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on September 16, 2022, 02:01:56 PM

Beavers really are the perfect partners for dealing with drought! OMG! 💖🌳🦫

Quotewhen we start thinking about beaver restoration as an important climate adaptation practice, it makes sense to start at the top of watersheds, where water originates as snow and precipitation in mountains

We have 4 state agencies, 3 federal agencies, 2 native american tribes, and electric utility companies all working together. And what they're saying is beaver habitat restoration is a legitimate activity that needs to be pursued, especially in the face of climate change. Over time we've gathered enough information to know that the project is successful. We've been able to store millions of gallons of water.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_23vuRU2Ews[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on September 16, 2022, 02:17:34 PM

Quote"glennis hood reminds us that by the time our early hominid ancestors appeared on this earth a short five million years ago beavers had already learned to cut wood and build homes"

"beavers are aquatic rodents but somehow by some magnificent evolutionary development they came to inhabit arid environments like the rocky mountains not by adapting to dry conditions but by making dry places wet"

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D43S0XRNFr8[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on September 16, 2022, 02:29:53 PM

Quote from: rachel on September 16, 2022, 02:17:34 PM
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D43S0XRNFr8[/video]

More from this video -

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Quotelena pulvey and ellen wahl studied rocky mountain alluvial streams and determined that complex anabranching streams like the one on the left likely dominated for most of the holocene

simple incised single thread channels like the one on the right didn't show up until about 200 years ago

uncoincidentally that's right when people turn from coexisting to commodifying and competing with beavers

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on October 20, 2022, 12:58:08 PM

this beaver is in rehab and decided to build a dam in front of the door 😭

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGVsCu_sAoQ[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: vance on October 27, 2022, 04:31:50 PM

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on October 27, 2022, 11:21:59 PM

Quote from: vance on October 27, 2022, 04:31:50 PM
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wow, nice makita tool, very reliable

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on November 10, 2022, 11:50:30 AM

https://phys.org/news/2022-11-beavers-bigger-boon-river-quality.html

QuoteBeavers will become a bigger boon to river water quality as US West warms

As climate change worsens water quality and threatens ecosystems, the famous dams of beavers may help lessen the damage.

That is the conclusion of a new study by Stanford University scientists and colleagues, publishing Nov. 8 in Nature Communications. The research reveals that when it comes to water quality in mountain watersheds, beaver dams can have a far greater influence than climate-driven, seasonal extremes in precipitation. The wooden barriers raise water levels upstream, diverting water into surrounding soils and secondary waterways, collectively called a riparian zone. These zones act like filters, straining out excess nutrients and contaminants before water re-enters the main channel downstream.

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on January 24, 2023, 01:20:17 PM

Silt slowly fills human made dams, reducing the power output of hydroelectric plants and the storage capacity of reservoirs by an average of 2% every year.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI8hP6FYhpE[/video]

Beavers solve this by swimming to the bottoms of their dams and using the silt to re-enforce their dams! Beavers are based

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on February 26, 2023, 12:20:05 AM

"hey, beaver poop, who's hungry??" ~ an actual thing some scientist said in this video

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYZwzFsesVo[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on March 25, 2023, 03:09:18 PM

Found by swifty in Canada

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on May 11, 2023, 05:04:54 PM

What every valley in North America used to look like before the fur trade.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnO8JtJffAM[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on September 12, 2024, 04:42:51 PM

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on December 22, 2024, 04:53:07 PM

[glow=red,2,300]Beaver Institute:[/glow]

https://www.beaverinstitute.org/learn-about-beavers/videos/ (https://www.beaverinstitute.org/learn-about-beavers/videos/)

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on January 06, 2025, 12:24:59 AM

Modern beaver propaganda coming soon...

In the meantime, here's some historical beaver propaganda

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on January 06, 2025, 12:22:44 PM

I made this venn diagram while you were at beaver con, Rachel.

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on January 06, 2025, 12:25:00 PM

Quote from: rachel on January 06, 2025, 12:24:59 AM
Modern beaver propaganda coming soon...

In the meantime, here's some historical beaver propaganda

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Quality beaver prop. Can't wait to see the new stuff!

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on January 07, 2025, 09:50:12 PM

Quote from: Esmé on January 06, 2025, 12:22:44 PM
I made this venn diagram while you were at beaver con, Rachel.

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Camp Beaverton is the lesbian camp at burning man, I went there one time for a lecture from a biologist talking about the importance of beavers in ecosystems. Then I came back the next day for the lesbian orgy 😏

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on January 09, 2025, 04:42:07 PM

Quote from: rachel on January 07, 2025, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: Esmé on January 06, 2025, 12:22:44 PM
I made this venn diagram while you were at beaver con, Rachel.

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Camp Beaverton is the lesbian camp at burning man, I went there one time for a lecture from a biologist talking about the importance of beavers in ecosystems. Then I came back the next day for the lesbian orgy 😏

Damn Rachel, what a life you live!

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on January 13, 2025, 04:53:24 PM

Found some modern beaver propaganda and it goes HARD

[video]https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v3/download/wetfish.chat/ROLjfHMYKlxfNLvNnZzHwZiJ/1000017725.mp4[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on March 12, 2025, 04:55:12 PM

Beavers are FAT. Look at these chonkers

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Mozai on March 16, 2025, 05:57:23 PM

Meanwhile at the Canadian Space Agency
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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Mozai on March 30, 2025, 05:25:45 AM

Bourbon flavoured with beaver musk: https://tamworthdistilling.com/spirits/house-of-tamworth-eau-de-musc/
(https://tamworthdistilling.com/spirits/house-of-tamworth-eau-de-musc/)
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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on March 30, 2025, 08:14:51 PM

Quote from: Mozai on March 30, 2025, 05:25:45 AM
Bourbon flavoured with beaver musk: https://tamworthdistilling.com/spirits/house-of-tamworth-eau-de-musc/
(https://tamworthdistilling.com/spirits/house-of-tamworth-eau-de-musc/)
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oh no...

please don't eat the beaver buttholes

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on April 03, 2025, 07:41:48 PM

[video]https://youtu.be/85il9Aj7wFs[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on April 07, 2025, 02:31:52 PM

Quote from: Fishmé on April 03, 2025, 07:41:48 PM
[video]https://youtu.be/85il9Aj7wFs[/video]

Aww so cute, like a big fat kitty!

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on April 07, 2025, 03:34:27 PM

Happy International Beaver Day everyone!

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: bencain on April 07, 2025, 04:05:34 PM

Oh wow you can feed them and play??? : D

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on June 03, 2025, 12:26:04 AM

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwMj67bt9g[/video]

Edit: Adding a great screenshot from this video showing how beaver dams are designed to be overtopped unlike human dams

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Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on August 16, 2025, 11:38:55 PM

Modern beavers evolved around 8-10 million years ago which is exactly when the most recent cooling period started on Earth. I think that beavers have been cooling the planet by storing water on the land for millions of years and we greatly reduced their numbers and systematically drained the wetlands which were regulating the temperature

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on August 30, 2025, 02:06:00 PM

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/FruGCkp0SjI?si=wjy3dQjZur5JoQmE[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on September 19, 2025, 07:11:43 PM

[video]https://youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?si=hhUjgSP_zmt0yIbj[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on September 23, 2025, 01:34:57 AM

Building BDAs in the rain

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaltLqJdFAg[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on September 24, 2025, 07:57:26 AM

Quote from: rachel on September 23, 2025, 01:34:57 AM
Building BDAs in the rain

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaltLqJdFAg[/video]

Yay, im a beaver! 🦫 🦫 🦫

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on October 05, 2025, 11:28:05 PM

More beaver content

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KrH430t8To[/video]

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Mirefen on October 06, 2025, 05:46:04 PM

Quote from: Fishmé on September 19, 2025, 07:11:43 PM
[video]https://youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?si=hhUjgSP_zmt0yIbj[/video]

Stress has been obliterated from my body from watching this video. I have ascended beyond stress... Look at their little haaaaaands

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: Fishmé on October 20, 2025, 11:09:52 AM

Quote from: Mirefen on October 06, 2025, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Fishmé on September 19, 2025, 07:11:43 PM
[video]https://youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?si=hhUjgSP_zmt0yIbj[/video]
Stress has been obliterated from my body from watching this video. I have ascended beyond stress... Look at their little haaaaaands

Yay that brings me so much joy 😊 😃

Title: Re: Beavers are BASED!!!!
Post by: rachel on November 23, 2025, 01:19:21 AM

Quote from: Fishmé on October 20, 2025, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: Mirefen on October 06, 2025, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Fishmé on September 19, 2025, 07:11:43 PM
[video]https://youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?si=hhUjgSP_zmt0yIbj[/video]
Stress has been obliterated from my body from watching this video. I have ascended beyond stress... Look at their little haaaaaands

Yay that brings me so much joy 😊 😃

beaver go MONCH

a bit late on this but happy halloween lol

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