I was inspired by <a href="https://wetfishonline.com/index.php?topic=257.msg3098#msg3098"> Rachel </a>
Daily Misattribution:
"if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best" ~Adolf Hitler
Quote from: Diabolizer on October 23, 2025, 11:19:06 PM
Daily Misattribution:
"if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best" ~Adolf Hitler
I hate it. Do better
I was in front of the Marquee one time after a punk rock concert had gotten out. Someone started yelling, "You're all sheep," and then started chanting "Sheep."
I wanted to join in.
Solving problems at scale can be difficult. But if you work hard, keep a positive attitude, and meet your challenges head on, you will find that it can also be extremely expensive. -- Chuck Sakoda
Not sure if I can make you laugh, but I can make you laughter by following this recipe here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1gkcx5p/a_recipe_for_laughter/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1gkcx5p/a_recipe_for_laughter/)
Quote from: ThePedalMan998 on October 24, 2025, 11:28:27 PM
Not sure if I can make you laugh, but I can make you laughter by following this recipe here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1gkcx5p/a_recipe_for_laughter/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1gkcx5p/a_recipe_for_laughter/)
Boooooooo
Quote from: Mozai on October 24, 2025, 09:58:05 AM
Solving problems at scale can be difficult. But if you work hard, keep a positive attitude, and meet your challenges head on, you will find that it can also be extremely expensive. -- Chuck Sakoda
I dont get it?
I once got so high that I thought that I had made up my roommate fight-club style. Then I freaked out even more because I wondered if I was one that had been made up.
Quote from: Diabolizer on October 27, 2025, 05:46:35 AM
I once got so high that I thought that I had made up my roommate fight-club style. Then I freaked out even more because I wondered if I was one that had been made up.
Get higher ☁️ 😶🌫️
Quote from: Fishmé on October 28, 2025, 03:55:30 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on October 27, 2025, 05:46:35 AM
I once got so high that I thought that I had made up my roommate fight-club style. Then I freaked out even more because I wondered if I was one that had been made up.
Get higher ☁️ 😶🌫️
I got so high that I quit doing drugs.
Quote from: Diabolizer on October 28, 2025, 05:04:10 PM
Quote from: Fishmé on October 28, 2025, 03:55:30 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on October 27, 2025, 05:46:35 AM
I once got so high that I thought that I had made up my roommate fight-club style. Then I freaked out even more because I wondered if I was one that had been made up.
Get higher ☁️ 😶🌫️
I got so high that I quit doing drugs.
Lol
True story. A therapist asked if I thought people could read my mind. I said, "God, if only they could, that would make my life so much easier."
Quote from: Diabolizer on November 03, 2025, 07:16:41 AM
True story. A therapist asked if I thought people could read my mind. I said, "God, if only they could, that would make my life so much easier."
How so?
Quote from: Diabolizer on November 03, 2025, 07:16:41 AM
True story. A therapist asked if I thought people could read my mind. I said, "God, if only they could, that would make my life so much easier."
Oh jeez... Given that I struggle with ocd, if people could read my mind they'd mistake me with a psychopath. Lol
Quote from: Fishmé on November 03, 2025, 02:57:19 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on November 03, 2025, 07:16:41 AM
True story. A therapist asked if I thought people could read my mind. I said, "God, if only they could, that would make my life so much easier."
How so?
Cause I wouldn't have to explain what was going on in there.
True story: I was interviewing for a job at Safeway and the manager asked if I'd ever been fired under unusual circumstances. I looked her dead in the eye and said, "you mean... as in paranormal?"
P.S. I'm not posting these for the choral, I just like making people laugh.
Quote from: Diabolizer on November 04, 2025, 08:53:17 AM
True story: I was interviewing for a job at Safeway and the manager asked if I'd ever been fired under unusual circumstances. I looked her dead in the eye and said, "you mean... as in paranormal?"
P.S. I'm not posting these for the choral, I just like making people laugh.
Boooo, find a thread with more quirky dads in it to laugh at your bad jokes.
Quote from: Fishmé on November 04, 2025, 02:09:14 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on November 04, 2025, 08:53:17 AM
True story: I was interviewing for a job at Safeway and the manager asked if I'd ever been fired under unusual circumstances. I looked her dead in the eye and said, "you mean... as in paranormal?"
P.S. I'm not posting these for the choral, I just like making people laugh.
Boooo, find a thread with more quirky dads in it to laugh at your bad jokes.
Maybe it was the context. I got laughs both times.
True story: So there's this dude, doing urban exploration shit. There's this extensive, multi-layered tunnel network he's getting into. So he pops a lid, starts climbing down, and is halfway into the manhole when he gets spotted by a cop. The cop starts yelling at him, "STOP RIGHT THERE! COME BACK UP RIGHT NOW!" Now, this isn't the dude's first rodeo, he knows the cops probably won't chase him into a maze of tunnels they're not familiar with. So he yells back, "Or what???" "If you go down there, we'll send dogs after you!" He yells back, "DOGS CAN'T CLIMB LADDERS!" and vanishes into the underground.
(They did not, in fact, send dogs after him.)