memes for nerds
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ddddddddddd
let's get things started with a date
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and then whisper sweet nothings
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Quote from: rachel on May 31, 2017, 07:59:17 PM
and then whisper sweet nothings
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worst case of O(log log n)
I don't think this is a joke as much as it's just really, really sad
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AAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck
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continuous integration
Quote from: h on August 09, 2017, 06:06:34 AM
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continuous integration
Is that your porn folder?
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QuoteQ: If you have Haskellers and Rustaceans and Pythonistas, what do you call Javascript programmers?
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QuoteA: Employed
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Quote from: redheron on August 21, 2017, 02:31:34 PM
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fun story when i was in programming school there was a kid who was smart, funny, charming, yet somehow a worse programmer than me. to solve a maze instead of using loops, which confused him, he nested several thousand if statements. it was amazing, and even solved roughly 80% of the time. i wonder where he is now.
Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on January 19, 2018, 11:07:31 AM
Quote from: redheron on August 21, 2017, 02:31:34 PM
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fun story when i was in programming school there was a kid who was smart, funny, charming, yet somehow a worse programmer than me. to solve a maze instead of using loops, which confused him, he nested several thousand if statements. it was amazing, and even solved roughly 80% of the time. i wonder where he is now.
wtfffffffffffffffffffffffff
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I prefer frontend to backend tbh
Well, unless you're talking about development ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)
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Quote from: redheron on August 21, 2017, 02:31:34 PM
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Jeez, not even kitten's that bad. They're all condensed into a few inlines.
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This is more like a server / network admin meme but here ya go anyway
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Quote from: rachel on April 09, 2018, 11:20:24 AM
This is more like a server / network admin meme but here ya go anyway
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ugh. i have a nightmare like this
except its the entire room. no labels on anything and i have 5 hours.
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power over ethernet
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QuoteA programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.000000119 root beers. The bartender says, "I'm gonna have to charge you extra; that's a root beer float". And the programmer says, "Well in that case make it a double".
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Quote from: rachel on April 04, 2018, 07:57:54 PM
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I once had a programming interview where the interviewee said that Java arrays start at 1. I nearly lost my vision from my eyes popping out of my skull. He said I shouldn't be a programmer unless I got a masters in Computer Science :P
Quote from: Diabolizer on May 30, 2018, 10:18:11 PM
He said I shouldn't be a programmer unless I got a masters in Computer Science :P
That sounds like something a Java programmer
would say
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i don't know if these are actually funny i don't get any of them
Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on July 12, 2018, 02:04:53 AM
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Quote from: rachel on January 27, 2019, 09:38:58 PM
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That's adorable.
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Quote from: rachel on January 31, 2019, 06:55:47 PM
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i feel like i am currently experiencing the opposite of this :V
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Quote from: rachel on March 27, 2019, 08:31:48 PM
Quote from: h on March 27, 2019, 08:14:06 AM
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I don't get it
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https://www.theonion.com/who-says-java-programmers-dont-have-a-sense-of-humor-1819583874
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smh
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Quote from: rachel on August 20, 2019, 10:49:01 AM
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So one of the religious doctrines that Islam always held against Catholicism/Christianity was the trinity. Maybe the Pope will learn some Javascript and put 1300 hundred years of religious bitching to rest.
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: He didn't get arrays
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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3klMcY8amOY&feature=youtu.be[/video]
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QuoteThe programmers's credo: we do things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
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Quote from: rachel on January 21, 2020, 10:31:26 PM
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I'm not smart enough to get this joke.
Quote from: Ozmiander on February 11, 2020, 11:58:48 AM
Quote from: Diabolizer on February 10, 2020, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: rachel on January 21, 2020, 10:31:26 PM
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I'm not smart enough to get this joke.
learn to code.
I speak binary with the best of them. I get every other joke here, maybe this joke has a run time error in it.
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Would be cool if this could be automatically crossposted in the cat thread
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i don't want to learn to code, but i want to fuck that coder.
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[video]https://youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ[/video]
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[video]https://youtu.be/lMChO0qNbkY[/video]
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not actually a meme but a fun and informative presentation by Ryan Dahl about the design flaws he introduced into node.js
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3BM9TB-8yA[/video]
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Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on May 23, 2020, 03:20:14 PM
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oh no
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Quotealias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"
Result:
$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push
Javascript = Jesus
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Quote from: rachel on June 24, 2020, 09:18:10 AM
Javascript = Jesus
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tell them about HolyC
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Quote from: Diabolizer on July 26, 2020, 01:41:56 PM
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found me
>wishes they were a himalayan goat farmer instead
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Quote from: Diabolizer on July 26, 2020, 01:41:56 PM
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Bingo!
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Quote from: Mozai on August 08, 2020, 09:07:05 AM
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debian comes from the names Deborah and Ian, the original developer of the project and his wife. Romantic af if you ask me
Quote from: Mozai on August 08, 2020, 09:07:05 AM
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I thought of you when I wrote this singleton.
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this is real:
[video]https://youtu.be/1BB6wj6RyKo[/video]
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Quote from: kayimbo on August 09, 2020, 11:05:28 PM
this is real:
[video]https://youtu.be/1BB6wj6RyKo[/video]
Wow i thought i was being trolled and it was just going to be 10 hour loop of on for 8 seconds, off for 2 seconds. Just put a button on it, that looks miserable to try and reset.
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Quote from: Diabolizer on August 25, 2020, 11:10:20 AM
"You have not updated me since 2012"
There's a reason for that, sometimes. Ask anybody who upgraded Firefox on their Android devices in the past couple days.
Quote from: Mozai on August 25, 2020, 06:26:59 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 25, 2020, 11:10:20 AM
"You have not updated me since 2012"
There's a reason for that, sometimes. Ask anybody who upgraded Firefox on their Android devices in the past couple days.
Wait, what happened? Should I not upgrade???
Quote from: rachel on August 28, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Wait, what happened [to Firefox on Android]? Should I not upgrade???
Quote
The biggest criticisms of the new browser are performance related, with many reviewers complaining that Firefox is now slow and crash-prone. ... having to click multiple times to complete a download ... Most of add-ons don't work, elements on sites are rendered in wrong places ... The removal of the back button is a common complaint ... Bookmarks are now shunted into the settings menu, with Mozilla introducing a new bookmarks-like feature called Collections ... The old Firefox browser for Android had a library of thousands of extensions, but the new browser offers only nine ...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/08/26/firefox-on-android-gets-a-major-update-and-users-hate-it/
Quote from: Mozai on August 28, 2020, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 28, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Wait, what happened [to Firefox on Android]? Should I not upgrade???
Quote
The biggest criticisms of the new browser are performance related, with many reviewers complaining that Firefox is now slow and crash-prone. ... having to click multiple times to complete a download ... Most of add-ons don't work, elements on sites are rendered in wrong places ... The removal of the back button is a common complaint ... Bookmarks are now shunted into the settings menu, with Mozilla introducing a new bookmarks-like feature called Collections ... The old Firefox browser for Android had a library of thousands of extensions, but the new browser offers only nine ...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/08/26/firefox-on-android-gets-a-major-update-and-users-hate-it/
Wtf. The only reason I used firefox on android was for the adblock. If they got rid of extensions there's no point in even using it.........
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Quote from: rachel on August 28, 2020, 09:42:18 PM
Quote from: Mozai on August 28, 2020, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 28, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Wait, what happened [to Firefox on Android]? Should I not upgrade???
Quote
The biggest criticisms of the new browser are performance related, with many reviewers complaining that Firefox is now slow and crash-prone. ... having to click multiple times to complete a download ... Most of add-ons don't work, elements on sites are rendered in wrong places ... The removal of the back button is a common complaint ... Bookmarks are now shunted into the settings menu, with Mozilla introducing a new bookmarks-like feature called Collections ... The old Firefox browser for Android had a library of thousands of extensions, but the new browser offers only nine ...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/08/26/firefox-on-android-gets-a-major-update-and-users-hate-it/
Wtf. The only reason I used firefox on android was for the adblock. If they got rid of extensions there's no point in even using it.........
i think ad blocking is built-in now?
Testing to see if I can use data urls in {img} blocks.
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EDIT: no I can't because the forum software mangles the URL to put "http://" at the start, ruining it.
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How programmers usually comment their code.
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"the only intuitive user interface is a nipple" said someone who's never seen a baby cry because they are having trouble suckling.
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Quote from: Mozai on October 25, 2020, 07:09:36 AM
"the only intuitive user interface is a nipple" said someone who's never seen a baby cry because they are having trouble suckling.
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gotta think like a user
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Quote from: rachel on November 17, 2020, 04:14:27 PM
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Code is either Lisp, or Algol-60, and Algol begat Smalltalk (object-oriented stuff). "innovative" features in well-funded programming languages, like closures or generator expressions are just features that Lisp had since 1960 and some kid finally read a history book instead of StackExchange or "Learn ${X} in 30 Days" to get a high-paying job.
PHP looks like Javascript because they're both later versions of Algol-60.
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Quote from: rachel on November 08, 2018, 01:34:13 PM
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why don't we use hipster meme frameworks tho?
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lol mozai where do you keep finding these programming memes? you're on a roll
Quote from: Mozai on December 15, 2020, 07:41:30 PM
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Quote from: rothen on November 16, 2020, 10:46:33 AM
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Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?
What your C++ obsessed teen's texts actually mean
omg - one more generic
wtf - where's the function
fml - for my loop
idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct
lol - logic on loop
aka - abhorent kafkaesque arithmetic
rofl - right-oriented frame layout
imo - iteration may overload
stfu - statically typed feels unwise
brb - bad recursive brb
Quote from: nicefish on September 19, 2017, 01:44:12 PM
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Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on February 15, 2020, 08:15:07 AM
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cross dress then cross compile
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Quote from: Mozai on April 14, 2021, 04:14:14 PM
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I will strangle the next person who tries to tell me switch statements are bad practice.
Quote from: woodneko on April 14, 2021, 04:34:58 PM
Quote from: Mozai on April 14, 2021, 04:14:14 PM
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I will strangle the next person who tries to tell me switch statements are bad practice.
imo the problem is in most languages the syntax is so fundamentally different from other parts of the language that it seems out of place
i will strangle the next sub who tries to tell me they're a switch
Quote from: Ozmiander on April 14, 2021, 06:05:34 PM
i will strangle the next sub who tries to tell me they're a switch
hot
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Boss makes a dollar /
I make a dime /
That's why my algorithms /
run in exponential time
Th-thanks, 4chan.
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Quote from: rachel on August 26, 2021, 10:06:55 PM
You don't have to pass parameters if every variable is a global variable.
Every variable IS a global variable, eventually! Variable scope is an illusion (albeit a useful one).
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Duck-debugging
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NSFW
https://vimeo.com/93802225
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Quote from: rachel on September 08, 2021, 08:29:53 AM
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lol i did be like this girl
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Quote from: h on March 27, 2019, 08:14:06 AM
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Front-end dev: Hello World
Back-end dev: Hello Server
Full-stack dev: Hello StackOverflow
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found this on the wetfish uploader lol
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https://twitter.com/Iinux/status/1566906915615039488
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Quote from: emergence on January 06, 2023, 08:31:58 PM
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what the fuck whyy
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It's Agile methods, man -- ship the minimum viable product, then iterate.
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A fellow had just been hired as the new sysadmin of a large high tech corporation. The sysadmin who was leaving met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.
Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, there a major DoS attack against the infrusture and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."
The sysadmin went to his superiors and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous admin because of bad security. Satisfied with his comments, management responded positively, he sorted it all out, got the servers running again and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a major outage, combined with serious hacking problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the sysadmin quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Blame the cloud hosts." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive months of no downtime, the servers once again acted up. The admin went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.
The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
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Interviewer: So, you're a carpenter, are you?
Carpenter: That's right, that's what I do.
Interviewer: How long have you been doing it?
Carpenter: Ten years.
Interviewer: Great, that's good. Now, I have a few technical questions to ask you to see if you're a fit for our team. OK?
Carpenter: Sure, that'd be fine.
Interviewer: First of all, we're working in a subdivision building a lot of brown houses. Have you built a lot of brown houses before?
Carpenter: Well, I'm a carpenter, so I build houses, and people pretty much paint them the way they want.
Interviewer: Yes, I understand that, but can you give me an idea of how much experience you have with brown? Roughly.
Carpenter: Gosh, I really don't know. Once they're built I don't care what color they get painted. Maybe six months?
Interviewer: Six months? Well, we were looking for someone with a lot more brown experience, but let me ask you some more questions.
Carpenter: Well, OK, but paint is paint, you know.
Interviewer: Yes, well. What about walnut?
Carpenter: What about it?
Interviewer: Have you worked much with walnut?
Carpenter: Sure, walnut, pine, oak, mahogany -- you name it.
Interviewer: But how many years of walnut do you have?
Carpenter: Gosh, I really don't know -- was I supposed to be counting the walnut?
Interviewer: Well, estimate for me.
Carpenter: OK, I'd say I have a year and a half of walnut.
Interviewer: Would you say you're an entry level walnut guy or a walnut guru?
Carpenter: A walnut guru? What's a walnut guru? Sure, I've used walnut.
Interviewer: But you're not a walnut guru?
Carpenter: Well, I'm a carpenter, so I've worked with all kinds of wood, you know, and there are some differences, but I think if you're a good carpenter ...
Interviewer: Yes, yes, but we're using Walnut, is that OK?
Carpenter: Walnut is fine! Whatever you want. I'm a carpenter.
Interviewer: What about black walnut?
Carpenter: What about it?
Interviewer: Well we've had some walnut carpenters in here, but come to find out they weren't black walnut carpenters. Do you have black walnut experience?
Carpenter: Sure, a little. It'd be good to have more for my resume, I suppose.
Interviewer: OK. Hang on let me check off the box...
Carpenter: Go right ahead.
Interviewer: OK, one more thing for today. We're using Rock 5.1 to bang nails with. Have you used Rock 5.1?
Carpenter: [Turning white...] Well, I know a lot of carpenters are starting to use rocks to bang nails with since Craftsman bought a quarry, but you know, to be honest I've had more luck with my nailgun. Or a hammer, for that matter. I find I hit my fingers too much with the rock, and my other hand hurts because the rock is so big.
Interviewer: But other companies are using rocks. Are you saying rocks don't work?
Carpenter: No, I'm not saying rocks don't work, exactly, it's just that I think nail guns work better.
Interviewer: Well, our architects have all started using rocks, and they like it.
Carpenter: Well, sure they do, but I bang nails all day, and -- well, look, I need the work, so I'm definitely willing to use rocks if you want. I try to keep an open mind.
Interviewer: OK, well we have a few other candidates we're looking at, so we'll let you know.
Carpenter: Well, thanks for your time. I enjoyed meeting you.
NEXT DAY:
Interviewer: Hello?
Carpenter: Hello. Remember me, I'm the carpenter you interviewed for the black walnut job. Just wanted to touch base to see if you've made a decision.
Interviewer: Actually, we have. We liked your experience overall, but we decided to go with someone who has done a lot of work with brown.
Carpenter: Really, is that it? So I lost the job because I didn't have enough brown?
Interviewer: Well, it was partly that, but partly we got the other fellow a lot cheaper.
Carpenter: Really -- how much experience does he have?
Interviewer: Well, he's not really a carpenter, he's a car salesman -- but he's sold a lot of brown cars and he's worked with walnut interiors.
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Quote from: Mozai on September 11, 2024, 05:21:57 AM
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It would have been nice if javascript used a different operator for string concatenation instead of overloading the behavior of +
when I change "get" to "calculate" in my code comments
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Did you know that people who write code also tend to like writing english?
It is because they are pro-grammer.
Delicious.
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Quote from: rachel on December 03, 2024, 02:26:54 AM
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Don't worry baby, I got a macro guard.
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The username I really wanted was Wetfish Forum Comment Commentator
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Source:
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JW732GrMdg[/video]
It's like a meme but also educational
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FsyQZzJJ0[/video]
For those well marinated coders out there, is this actually how it be?
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sexist programming memes
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjS1WLJJ0vU[/video]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJyLoZI6K0c[/video]
Quote from: Mozai on December 10, 2022, 08:55:33 PM
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Where is Fortran in all this?
Time for a political hackathon
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Me through the entirety of going to school for CS and not knowing a damn thing at the end of it. (Spoiler: I dropped out)
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/UgY2OeyrnuY?si=-TtTdVK59JdWmDzg[/video]
My understanding of web-dev history:
1990: HTML invented
1994: CSS invented to fix HTML
1995: JS invented to fix HTML/CSS
2006: jQuery invented to fix JS
2010: AngularJS invented to fix jQuery
2013: React invented to fix AngularJS
2014: Vue invented to fix React & AngularJS
2016: Angular2 invented to fix AngularJS & React
2019: Svelte3 invented to fix Angular2, Vue, AngularJS, & React
2020: Vue3 invented to fix React hooks
2020: Solid invented to fix Svelte, Angular, Vue, & React
2020: HTMLX invented to fix Solid, Svelte, Angular, Vue, & React
2021: React Suspense invented to fix React again
2023: Svelte Runes invented to fix Svelte
2024: jQuery still in use on 3/4ths of websites
Quote from: Fishmé on August 12, 2025, 08:19:02 PM
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Is using AI slop for the cartoon part of the joke?
Quote from: rachel on May 12, 2025, 12:17:31 AM
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"why are you exiting, stay there" fucking got me
Quote from: rachel on March 19, 2025, 11:33:18 PM
It's like a meme but also educational
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FsyQZzJJ0[/video]
me when they taught us IEEE before Linux command line
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Time to write your own compiler.
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Can we make this lady an unofficial wetfish member?
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Quote from: Fishmé on October 15, 2025, 09:43:54 PM
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LMAO the pieces falling off
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/Stcj4zdTETY?si=r4XMbUZCNUefHAvA[/video]
There's three kinds of programming tutorials:
- look man we both know you dont wanna learn this shit so just install 30GB of frameworks and here's the code to copy-paste for a basic game, you'll look like you accomplished something. I won't explain any of this because nobody cares they just want the little guy to jump when they press spacebar
- an endofunctor is a type of monoid which is a subcategory of monad that is variadic over the set of all impure lambda, therefore all possible expressions in this language can be modeled after -- wait why are you leaving
- this is called a variable! A variable is a little friend that can hold onto something called a value! Variables love grabbing values and they can even carry them into functions! Say hi, variable!
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