Dad jokes

Started by rachel, July 06, 2018, 01:52:31 PM

rachel

*spork*

rachel

*spork*

Ozmiander


Mozai


Mozai

* So it turns out that Einstein was a real person.  I always thought he was a "theoretical" physicist.

* Did I already tell you my chiropractor joke?  I don't remember.  It would have been about a week back...

quicksand


here cums the fuck truck

m'lady

here cums the fuck truck

m'lady

Mozai


here cums the fuck truck

m'lady

here cums the fuck truck

m'lady

Mozai

My mom hired a handyman and gave him a list. When she got back home, only #1,3 & 5 were completed. Turned out he only does odd jobs.
His assistant is his teenaged daughter. She can't even...

Mozai

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I took a day off.
My buddy tried to comfort me, says my days were numbered there anyways.

here cums the fuck truck

m'lady

here cums the fuck truck

m'lady