fap frequency thread

[rachel]

hey y'all

how often do you fap?

tbh I only do it like every couple weeks at most

I don't have a super high sex drive I guess

[Kitlero]

Far too often.
I was doing pretty good at once a week and nofapped for two. Then I went on vacation and banged and now the urge to fap is pretty bad but I got it back down to every other day.
I'm pretty sure this I'm addicted to that dopamine release.

[ceph]

Currently on a 3+ month no-fap streak

[Kitlero]

Currently on a 3+ month no-fap streak

How'd you manage? I'm pretty jealous.

[rachel]

Currently on a 3+ month no-fap streak

No wonder you've been on edge lately

[nicefish]

~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

[rachel]

~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

Haha that sounds nice. Have you tried IRC?

[nicefish]

~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

Haha that sounds nice. Have you tried IRC?

I checked it out but I wasn't feeling up for fapping at the time.

[rachel]

~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

Haha that sounds nice. Have you tried IRC?

I checked it out but I wasn't feeling up for fapping at the time.

hey that's cool

maybe some other time

[FamousFish]

Once every week or two if I remember. I forget I even have a dick anymore.

[nicefish]

Once every week or two if I remember. I forget I even have a dick anymore.

i see my dick every day. for example, when i pee

[Shikamaru]

Type these two commands in mirc then hit f10 key in mirc everytime you wish to record your fap

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/alias f10 write -a fap.txt $ctime | echo -a Fap recorded.

/alias fapstats var %t $lines(fap.txt) | var %1 $read(fap.txt,0) | var %2 $read(fap.txt,$calc(%t - 1)) | echo -a Over a period of $duration($calc(%2 - %1)) you have fapped %t times. That's about 1 fap every $duration($calc((%2 - %1) / %t))


Example of output of /fapstats:

Over a period of 2wks 1day 20hrs 30mins 34secs you have fapped 26 times. That's about 1 fap every 14hrs 38mins 5secs

[redheron]

Changes day to day based on my mood. I'd say "fairly often" to summerize.

[rachel]

Type these two commands in mirc then hit f10 key in mirc everytime you wish to record your fap

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/alias f10 write -a fap.txt $ctime | echo -a Fap recorded.

/alias fapstats var %t $lines(fap.txt) | var %1 $read(fap.txt,0) | var %2 $read(fap.txt,$calc(%t - 1)) | echo -a Over a period of $duration($calc(%2 - %1)) you have fapped %t times. That's about 1 fap every $duration($calc((%2 - %1) / %t))


Example of output of /fapstats:

Over a period of 2wks 1day 20hrs 30mins 34secs you have fapped 26 times. That's about 1 fap every 14hrs 38mins 5secs

This is the most beautiful mIRC script I've ever seen. I wonder if it's possible to make something similar for irssi. I'd guess it would probably need to be a perl plugin

[here cums the fuck truck]

wish there were a better way to track, some kind of app or something dumb. reddit nofap has a thing https://tracker.nofap.com/ i don't think it has stats tho