I can't stop playing video games

[Ozmiander]

and you stole it from me

you can't claim credit for EVERYTHING gay.

[here cums the fuck truck]

i can, i will, and i have already

[Diabolizer]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgL8u4CPJ8[/video]

I too am a globe hopping trickster hero, here to turn wetfish from a side project of an ethical programmer to an all powerful, world dominating  megacorp. 

[Ozmiander]

[video]
https://youtu.be/N_vJMHMBzLM[/video]

[Diabolizer]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasefwWK5fA[/video]

I'm going to get enough well organized chickens to kill a lion.

[Ozmiander]

dicks

[Kitlero]

[video]
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662427325886889988/704367687727579166/Hold_it.mp4[/video]

If my math is right, and going off the Washington DC Holocaust museum curators direct word of bodies being instantly burned up as soon as they went into the oven, just to carbonize a body in 5 minutes means that it would require a space at 3.2k C to carbonize a body. Somehow they managed to harness the literal power of a red dwarf star to do this. They really should have put this towards their war effort.

[rachel]

If my math is right, you're both nazis

[Kitlero]

I just like to do math. I even paid my money to the museum to learn more.
Dont punish me for using numbers.

[Anomaly]

I just like to do math. I even paid my money to the museum to learn more.
Dont punish me for using numbers.

Go tell that curator he's a moron, it took an hour and a half to burn the bodies.

There are four crematoria at work in Birkenau at the present time, two larger ones (models I and
II) and two smaller (models III and IV)
[...]
There is a high smoke-stack in the center of the hall where the incinerators are located. Nine
incinerators are built around it, each having four doors. Each door will admit three average
corpses at one time. Each incinerator will burn twelve bodies in one and a half hours, giving a
total capacity of approximately 2000 corpses each twenty-four hours.
[...]
The crematoria designated models III and IV operate in about the same manner, but their turnover is
only about half as large. The total capacity of the four crematoria, therefore, is 6000 corpses per
day.

Even with that longer time, if you ran Birkenau perfectly, that's 2 million plus corpses per year. And that's just one camp.

So video games, huh? Pew pew.

[rachel]

[rachel]

[Diabolizer]

True story: I've really been jonesing to write a mod for the Else Heart.Break() video game that I won't shut up about.  I'd worked on a story, some new game play mechanics, how to pace things out, and some other stuff.  But I really should finish this machine learning project.  So I bought this guys (probably over priced) machine learning e-book instead and will hopefully use that to create an artificially intelligent hamburger.

[here cums the fuck truck]

True story: I've really been jonesing to write a mod for the Else Heart.Break() video game that I won't shut up about.  I'd worked on a story, some new game play mechanics, how to pace things out, and some other stuff.  But I really should finish this machine learning project.  So I bought this guys (probably over priced) machine learning e-book instead and will hopefully use that to create an artificially intelligent hamburger.

thats cool becuz i like handburgers

[redheron]