bash.org (wetfish edition)

[rachel]

17:52 < Diabolizer> the Matrix signifies the coming of rachel
17:52 < Anomaly> then who do the machines represent
17:53 < Diabolizer> the machines represent paige
17:54 < Diabolizer> the matrix is the matrix
17:55 < Diabolizer> kate of course is Neo.
17:55 < Diabolizer> rachel is Morpheus
17:55 < Anomaly> who's smith
17:55 < Diabolizer> Zigara is Trinity for some reason
17:55 < Diabolizer> ross the fox is smith
17:56 < Anomaly> Zigara, ur gonna take forever to die
17:56 < Diabolizer> I'm that dude that was born in the real world but is killed by cypher
17:57 < Diabolizer> burning man is zion

[rachel]

16:46 <@kate> god
16:46 <@kate> I love the future
16:46 <@kate> but I hate being old
16:46 <@kate> <3
16:46 <&rachel> haha
16:46 <&rachel> welcome to the contradiction of life

[rachel]

17:29 <@yam> why did I have to be born a little gay?
17:29 <@yam> I'm like 20% gay it sucks
17:29 < vetsin> why does it suck
17:29 <@yam> because gay is bad duh
17:29 < vetsin> does society tell you can't suck 20% of the dick

17:57 < Weazzy>
https://youtu.be/vxJNvKJnqg8
17:57 <%topkek_2000> YouTube video: "Grandma Guesses the Price of CS:GO Skins" | Uploaded by ohnickel on 10/12/2019 | 00:12:30 long | 1,229,172 views | 48,946 likes/1,159 dislikes (0.13s)
17:57 < Weazzy> i love this
18:23 <@yam> I love dicks
18:23 <@yam> wait what
18:24 < vetsin> there's that 20% again

[rachel]

<+snek> nigga if theres gays here im out 
<fishy> nigga if theres gays here dicks out

[rachel]

23:27 -!- Ozmiander has joined #wetfish
23:27 < topkek_2001> Ozmiander: [sorry was that too mean? or was she in the room?] [rachel] [2 years 2 months ago]
23:31 < Ozmiander> two years ago is beyond human ken
23:31 < Ozmiander> shut up bot
23:37 < Ozmiander> @rachel hi, i need you to be aggressively friendly.

Edit: oops, pasted it twice

[rachel]

10:46 < Tiger-Tsu> Can confirm Rachel backtracked me all the way to MySpace from iRO to get my name and messaged me on Facebook to come back at some point.
10:47 < Tiger-Tsu> Aggressively friendly is alright by me.
11:03 < isabisa|m> Rachel you gotta come on a little softer, the poor bbies can't handle the intensity hehe

[rachel]

15:18 < rachel> BITCH WHEN IS THIS SERVER GOING TO COME BACK UP
15:19 < snek-sensei> when my dick cums up
15:23 < rachel> hot
15:23 < rachel> if I suck your dick does that mean the server will come back faster?
15:23 < kate> broke: sucking dick for money
15:23 < kate> woke: sucking dick for sysadmin favors

[rachel]

21:54 <&rachel> dddddddddddddddddddddd
21:54 <&rachel> !quote add <Anomaly> brb getting an eiffel tower dick put in
21:54 <&rachel> oh
21:54 <&rachel> right........
21:54 <&rachel> fuck
21:54 <&rachel> I have to set up mysql...
21:54 <&rachel> and install toilet........
21:54 <&rachel> before fishy will work
21:55 <&rachel> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rachel]

Fishy quotes are down until he gets migrated to a new server. So I'll just put this here -

13:44 < pastor-dikembe-jr-from-uganda> you guys dont pm dick picks as soon as you find out someone is a girl?

[rachel]

17:17 < chuuni> xaos: what do you have against gay people lol
17:18 < xaos> chuuni I hate gays, that's it
17:18 < xaos> they are not normal ppl, they fuck the same sex
17:18 < xaos> it is not normal
17:18 < xaos> it is not acceptable
17:18 < yam> your iq is not normal

[rachel]

01:48 <&rachel> how much money does redacted spend sponsoring literally every youtube video ever
01:49 <&rachel> remember when videos used to have different sponsors?
01:49 <&rachel> remember when videos... didn't have sponsors at all?
01:49 <&rachel> boy those were the days
01:49 < Weazzy> yeah
01:49 < Weazzy> remember when information wasn't on major platforms
01:49 < Weazzy> and instead on all the tiny self-hosted or isp-hosted blogs
01:50 <&rachel> I liked that
01:50 < snek-snowplow> the golden age
01:51 < snek-snowplow> before someone decided every web page had to have a hamburger menu and at least 50% of the screen be whitespace
01:52 <&rachel> mmmmm, hamburgers
01:52 < Weazzy> mmmmmmmmmm hamburgers
01:52 < Weazzy> i should make pesto burgers again
01:52 < Weazzy> those were so fuckin good
01:52 < snek-snowplow> im HANGRY

[rachel]

12:55 < kmbo> https://pics.me.me/dm-a-young-maiden-walks-past-you-bard-i-seduce-63384410.png
12:55 < topkek_2001> PNG image(0.12 inches of uncompressed DDS-2 tape(96.37 KB), 500x419) (4.09s)
13:06 < Frob> the new image macro
13:06 < Frob> top text from twitter
13:06 < Frob> bottom text from me.me
13:06 < Frob> written by different people
13:07 <@rachel> lol
13:07 < Fiolina> rofl
13:07 <@rachel> the meme format has evolved
13:07 < Frob> can i die yet
13:07 < Frob> I dunno if I'd call it that per se
13:07 <@rachel> from using photoshop to just using web platforms
13:07 < Frob> I think it corroded

[rachel]

13:32 <&rachel> happy fishmas everybody
13:32 <&rachel> we are 14 today
13:32 <%Kitten> Purr
13:32 <@yam> rachel: nice!!
13:32 < whispers> wow, 14
13:32 < whispers> congrats rachel
13:32 <&rachel> only 4 more years until wetfish is legal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13:32 <&rachel> kate: wetfish is as old as you were when you first joined
13:33 <@kate> dang
13:33 < Ozmiander> rachel: Then i'll be entirely uninterested!
13:33 <@kate> nice
13:33 <@kate> can I creepily /me snuggles wetfish
13:33 <%Kitten> Purr
13:33 <@kate> and then :3
13:33  * Frob glomps wetfish
13:33 <@Frob> OWO
13:33 <@kate> uwu
13:34 <&rachel> :3

[rachel]

21:58 < Ozmiander> stupid valve, all  my vr headset gets used for it 3d hentai
21:58 < rachel> hot
21:59 < Ozmiander> you havent lived until you've jerked off in vr to  princess bubblegum riding your dick while  kusanagi from ghost in the shell rubs her gash on your face
22:00 <@Mozai> Pretty sure I've lived despite not doing that

[rachel]

< whispers> just get it over with and pozz everyone
< whispers> but in a controlled manner
< whispers> like "if your name starts with 'a', you need to get pozzed this week"
< whispers> and then next week, move to people whose name start with 'b'
< whispers> we can exclude the at risk people
< whispers> because we don't need % poz
<@rachel> lol
< Fiolina> haha
< Anomaly> the bugchaser's dream
< whispers> it's like the draft
< whispers> get pozzed for your country
<@rachel> nasty