Nonstop Nut November

[here cums the fuck truck]

nice numbers, oz!

26

[rachel]

10

[rachel]

11

[M-C]

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[tawd]

19.  man i wish i  wasn't all blah lately, if this was a different month my numbers would be way higher.  oof. 

I'm having days where i do nothing then days where i go nuts and im still barely averaging just over 1 a day.  I'd never really charted it before but Id felt my sex drive slipping lately so i started taking multivatmins.  I swear if this is from going vegetarian ima be pooper-peeved. I'm not even fapping till I can't shoot web regularly. Oh lordy.

I made this post and then i freaked out about getting older and how my dick might not work some day and i'll think back to when it was so nice to have a boner and how i'd regret it if i didnt' cum twice before bed.  It was like one of those "you can still cum 3 times in a day, it's just your 30s,, don't be scared" kind of things.  I didn't even want to. 

[tawd]

1 (shameful)

I know what you fapped last summer.

[here cums the fuck truck]

28

[here cums the fuck truck]

dick not working can be a symptom of serious medical problems. are you getting enough b12?

[rachel]

12

[tawd]

dick not working can be a symptom of serious medical problems. are you getting enough b12?

Probably not.

My dick works I'm just not jerking off like...6-8 times a day anymore.

[here cums the fuck truck]

sudden change in libido is seriously a medical symptom dude

[tawd]

Can't sleep thinking about truck.  I kept telling myself oh just a little fap to help you fall asleep.  Almost 6:00 a.m. now I guess I'm up to 21. 

[here cums the fuck truck]

i was gonna meet a girl so i didn't fap last night or this morning there goes my streak

[rachel]

i was gonna meet a girl so i didn't fap last night or this morning there goes my streak

wait, is this supposed to be a streak?

I thought it was just a cumulative total

[tawd]

I thought it was cumulative.


Isn't this basically just like the warm-up thread to check in with each other and make sure we're all doing our exercises in preparation for beat the ever-loving shit out of your fucking dick December?