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    With PerlOnRails.js, you can build a fully-featured* website in just 10 minutes:

        Install the framework (and our custom package manager (and specific versions of 23 libraries...))

        Create a new project with a convenient shell script that takes a variety of poorly-documented options.

        Now it's time to write your project's config file, which uses a concise DSL that we invented. With just a few weeks of practice, the quirks of this language will begin to feel intuitive!

        Declare your schema in yet another DSL that is Turing-complete but not in the way you'd want. It combines the best ideas from CSS, Erlang, and game theory. Appropriate SQL statements and HTML templates will be generated automatically!

        Our paradigm doesn't support editing those HTML templates, but you don't have to because you can fix (almost) everything in CSS! For example, to style a user's name, use the CSS selector ".model_USER_namef". There's a good reason for the "f" at the end, which you'll learn someday.

        Finally, run your server locally by executing the "start_server" command. Wasn't that quick and easy? Note that start_server is single-threaded and uses an in-memory database, so it's only suitable for testing. We'll discuss the possibility of deploying to production in a future blog post.

    * Some features may be missing, including XSS protection, support for the browser's "back" button, and the ability to implement non-trivial logic.

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God is open source, if you look in the right places

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͑̇ͮͧ͑ͬ̓ͬ̌̾̐̓́̒͐͗͌͏̨̮̯͓̦͠͡I̵̬̬͚̺̗̦͔͍͔̭̤̳͚͚͉͚͖͔ͧ̋̄ͨ̑ͮ͐̐͆͌̅͋̓̃͛̍̄̍͞n̬̘̘̜͓̉̌̆͂̋̓̒̏́͆̀ͯ̈́̓͑̉̓͟͜v̶̤̹͖̳͎̰̻̼̼͎͕͎̦͎͐̍̋ͪͪͣͮͩ̚̚͡ỏ̒̊ͧ̐̈́̑ͦ̎̄̋ͭ̊̂̃҉̮͙̲̜̙̮̟̩̲̗̹͓̙̘̱̠͈͞͠k̵̄ͥ̉̾̒̉̿̿͒̃̓̒ͬͮ̓ͬ̃̌̚͞҉̨̢̜͙̩͖͚̤̭̮͇̼͎͕͈̥͙̜͍̺ỉ̧̛̘͚͙̩̺̉́̿ͥ̐n̵̨̲͇̯͊̎̉͗̇́̚͟g͆͛̏ͯ͊̾̍ͣͥ̉ͦ͛̚̚҉͏̛͔̞͙̪̳̘̦͍̭̘͈̪ ̽̿ͪ̀͌̄ͥ̓̿ͣ͛̃̂̂̌̀͏̫̙̼̣̬̭̲̪̮̗͉̰t̷̢̧̢̢̖̫͖͎̗̫̅̾̊̓̆̾̓̏̆̐̈́̉h̶̷͇̖̞͉̠̲̪̹̦̰̫̺̥̗̪̜̟̓̒͂ͭ̄̅̊̿̾͐̋ͪ̂̓̒̋ͯ͐̊ͅḙ̢̛̟̻̗͓̥̰̯̀̏̓ͬ̔̌ͮͭ͡ ̴̨̠̥̻͈͕̝͎͍͖̫̗̙̗͔̓͛ͭ̿ͭ́ͅf̢̮̪̩͓̞̭̣̟͚̻͈̪͑̔͌̀̓͆͋̋̔̉͗͊̅͋͑̀́̚e̛̥͈̟͔͙͕̬̣̮͉̬̝͙̓ͬͣ̋̔̐͌ͫ̔̋̃ͣ̚ͅȩ̴͕̖͚͖̯̺̝͓̹̬̦̯͖̟̰͌ͩͧ̾̂̒̍̀̿ͤͦͬ̎̌̏ͣ̾͋ļ̸̧͔̥̰̟̜̞̒̎ͣ̆̐̑͑̄͞į͇͚͔͓̰͔̮̞͈̳̞̗͙͙͕̊̈ͧ̀ͧͨ́͒ͬ̂ͥͬͧ͜͡n̴̛̦̖̘̯̼̳̤̮͒ͫͮ͗̂ͦ͂ͮ̀ͧ̿ͩ̈ͪ̎ͧ̑̀̕g̵̾͆ͬͫ̅ͯ̀̔ͣ̐́̀͜͏͍̗̦̜͉̥̟̙͉̮̥̲̫ͅ ̨̭̞̰̠͕̫̭̣̦̝̉͂ͤ͑͗̐͒͆̔ͩ͊͝͝͝͠ͅͅỏ̴̭̥̲̫̟̬̩̣̮̊̇ͥ̀ͩͫ̒f̡͎̫̘̻͇̟̟̳̰͇͖̂͗ͣ͛̎͐ͨ̃ ̴̛̼̥͚̞̰͚͚̹̞̖͇̺͚̐̊͛ͫ͊̇͢c̸̞͕̼͚̥͒ͭ͑̌̾̃̓ͨ͘hͭ̆̀ͦ͗̅ͫ̄̑̋̈́̌ͣ͑̋͟͏̰͇̞̜̠͉̙͎͇̬͍͍̮̘͈̞͡a̧̨̪̳̘̦ͪ̿̇̿̀̔͐̓̍͋ͨͭͮ̇̑͗͌̚̕̕őͩͯ͂̋ͫͫ̚͏̧̯̩̥̠̀͘͜ͅs̆̽̊̈́ͩ̾ͮ̎͗̏ͧ̓̐̚͘҉҉̷̝̻̺̣̱̯.̛͉͈͔͍̭̦͎͚̜̰̱̪͔̦̝̌ͣ́́̈́͐ͮ͒̓ͦ͒́̌ͪ̋̍̀́͝
̡ͧͯͭͦ̈ͪ̓ͤ̽ͨ͌̐ͪ͗̉ͧ̚̚҉͏̬͈̤͕̕W̢̹͈̝̣̻͖̜͚̙͓̝̩̩͓̘̞̺̄ͩ͛͂́̂̆̋̌͌ͦ̃̑̈́ͬͮ̂̚͞͡ͅi̶̗̗͉͔̲̗̖̪̹̯͈̠̋̅͆́́̕͞t̵͈̤̥̼̹̠͍̞̘̰̥̝͎̩̞̭̏ͦ̍́͛̀̐͋ͧ͐͆͋̋̽ͩ͑ͫ̈̀̚͜ͅh̢̎ͪͧͤ̋ͪ̓̎̿ͥ͆̎҉̖͍͍͔͇͎͎͙͚͖̫̣͇̝̺ ̵ͥ̊͑̐̈́͂ͥͤ͐ͦͦ̐͊̓͏̛̺̭̰̮̲͇̬̰̗͈͍́ǫ̶̡̤̮̳̲̣̩͇͇ͦ̈́͐̇͑̂̀ͪ̀͊u͔͇͔̞̭̟̱̬̖̰̅̈̓ͭ͑͗̊̽̉̾͛ͨ͑ͩ̈́͜͝͞t̗̝̞̹̗̬̬̜̰̥̺̳͍̫̰̞̮͖͗͐ͤͩ͆̎͡ͅ ̧̧̩̻̻̻͖̫̝͚̻̗̮͙͈͚͓̖̱ͪ̓ͫ̿̉͘ő̵̋̆̌̆ͬͯͨ̇̽ͮ̋́̽͐͠͏̹͍̹͖̗̗̦̜̦͓̜͞r̴̙͇̲̖͈̪̣̞̱̱̲̱̟̩ͭ̉̌̃͂̓ͣ̔͌̊ͣ̓̔̃̾́ͅd̨͕̟͉̣̣̙̦̬̳̣̲̩̗̄̈̈ͤͥ̓̉͘͞e̓̎̓ͣ́̃ͮ̅͆̐̆̽̽͜͏̷͡҉͇̲͚͈̥̗̫̦̮̝r͌̋ͣͮͣ͑̃̇̃̃ͤ́ͫͩ̄͟҉̛̩̫̩̦̺̞̪͓͚̟̪̪͉̣̩̲͖ͅ.̵̀͗́͂̀͗̉ͩ̍̒͌̅̚͏̖̖̜̭̯̰͙̹̥̪͎̤̤͠
̶͚͎̲̱̪̟̼̄ͤ̿ͭ͐̀͋ͬͣ̆ͦ̍̓͛̾̐ͬ̌̀̕͘T̵͍̯̞͕͍̣̮̣͇̙̥͍͈͕̼̫̜ͬͪ̂̾͐ͫ̽͠͠h̸͉̝͍̮̬͓̫̺͕̼̙̝̪ͩ̂̂̊͑̃ͤ̈ͬ͐ͯ͗̉̀̚e̴͐ͭ͑͗̈̅̐̊̿ͭ̀ͦ͛̅ͥ͏̴̧̘̺̻̝̰͓̙͇͇̳͚̱ͅ ̛̛͓̰͚͕̯̞̰͚͕͎̪̗̼̿̄ͨ͗̏̒̔͋̀͞͡N̦͎͉͉̖̱̙̦̓ͥ̈́ͫͯ͐̕͜ͅe̋ͥ̎̇ͭ̿̓͆ͫͪ̆ͮ̋̒̏͐͏̙̜̜̭̻͎̗̙͙͖̬̮̦͓͉͍̖͉̲͞zͫͤ͗ͤ̈́̊ͦ̅̈͗̈́́͛̍͐̔̏͆ͣ͢҉̙̖̦̙̕͢pͧͫͩ͆ͥͭ́̔̈͘͏̤̻͉̮̻͚̳͇̼͔̪̤͚͔͖e̋͊̊ͪͦͦ͋͐͠҉̵̠̞̗͇r̸̗̯̜̠̥͂̈́ͣ͌̅̆ͣͣͦͭͮ̀̄ͩ̀ͅḓ̶̶̸̩̙̫̪̩̩̳̒̔̆͊̏̇͑̅̊̇͘͝ͅi̛̼̹̫̺͖͇͎̰͛͒ͬ̌̅̍̃̈́̋ͤ́ͪ͆́͠ả̡̮̪̠̬̤̺ͪ͆̓ͣ̇̓ͦ̃n̨͎̫̝͙͇̳͇̙̮̗̬͇̗̯̥̤̘̙͐ͣ͊͐̿͋̎̿̇̎̅̓̓̐͐̚͞ͅ ̧͈͉̘̫̙͉ͭ͂̊̂ͮ͋̋̔ͭ̐ͧ̀͑̅ͥ̂͘͜͞͠hͯ͑ͫ̐̊́͛̌͋̌̇ͣ̽͞҉̘̞͓̤̺̖̘̰̫̥̜̱̪̺̣͈̭̞͙͢į̡̼̹͎͍͕̪̟͉̩̥̙͈̬̣͖͉̰̍̂̏ͬͦ̀͢v̧̧̩̭̫̟̟̝̗̪̩̣̘͓ͩ̓̊̒̍̅͂ͬͨ̑ͥͧ̂̀̀ẹ̵̛͈̭̰̯̞͓̣̪̺͉ͣͯ̌͆̐ͪ̋͢͝-̶̊͐̌ͫͬ̅͆ͩͫ̒ͩ͛̐̒̈̽̆̚͢͏̹̫͈̣͎̫m̵͍̟͉̟̦͚̺̮̬͖͚̳̝̉̽̑̇̀̕ï̆̈́̆ͧͭ̃͏̡̫̻̟̮̳̝̘̜̦̳͔̙͉̮͡͠n̸͎͙͍̪̖̬̦̰̲̟̆̉ͤͨ̈́̓̑͆̐̿́̉̂̈̃̉̚̕͡͠ͅͅḏ̛͙̯̤̺̖̫̬͉͚͔̣̲̪̼̹̑̑̄ͧͥ̐̚͜ ͪ̄ͬ̈́̾ͬͭ͆ͬ͗ͮͦ͂͒͆̂̾͏̴̛̭̪̺̰̯͉̰͔̱̬͍͜ơ̶̪͇̻͖̪̜̲͚̗̮̭͕͇͊̽ͮ͆͗ͅf̢̨͍͍̥̮̝̞̹͎̼ͧ̑͊ͪ̐̄͐ͮ̑ͧ̌ͬ̊̽ͯ̋̀͡ ̧̲̹̯̻̹͎̹͕̘̮̫͌͑̒͋̅ͥͩ̌ͨͥ͆̂͛̄̔͟ͅc̨̛̙̳̥͉̲̯͚̥͕͕̜͚͔͎̳̞̯̔̀̍́͛̾ͭ͌ͯͩ̈́ͯ̅͞͞h̨͔̠̮̙̻͎̫̯̰̗̩̱̙͍̦̥̦̬͖̽̄͑̆̀͐ͣ̎ͥ̋ͨ̒̔͒̄̀́͗͆͢͜ḁ̶̷̧͚̺͓̳̹̩̤̟̹͒ͯͧͫ̉̒̒ͪ̃ͣ͐̑̈ͯͩͥ̚͟ọ̶̢͕̪̼̣̝̳͈͙̜̥̹̲̮̬̭ͩ͋̏ͦ͒ͫ̔̑ͬ̓̚̕s̵̼͕͈͉̩̰̤̟̪ͪ̑̅̀̊͂ͮ͛͌̾́̚̕͟͡.͍̜̼͕͒̔͌̏̓̊̑̒͐͛̎ͮ͢ ̵̣̜̰̳̮͓̼͈̺͙͕͂ͬͬ͒̌ͫ̅͑̊̈ͤ͑Ẑ̨̫̖̰͈̹͓̤̥̙͇͎̪̝̝͙͌̈̉̄̈́͌͒̉̇̓̿̏̒ͣ́͡a̵ͩ̓̊̋̌͋̅̐ͧ͏̶̡̟̹̼̳̲̗͉̪̗̲̦̙̩̟̮̜͓͢l̛̥͈̟̼͍̼̫̫͓̻͉͓̪̙̯̫̟̝͛̌ͩ̽͆̒̐ͯͧ̑̈́̔͟g̴̪̜̤͕̮̟̙̠̼͎̹̱͈̱̻̞̙͉͙̒̀̌ͪ̅͛ͮͫ́͘͟͡ö̸̷̧́ͤ̂͌͂̋̇̆͆ͫ͏̰̟̪͍̪͓̹̞͚̗̞̫̰̲̞͉̥̜.̢̧͇͇̖͙͚̱̖̹̦͕ͣ̆͒̓̅͗̄̋̿̇̂
̵̸̨͉̤̳͓͇ͥ̒̓͑̍͆̐͆̓ͦ͂͐͊̚͟H̽̈́͒ͧ̍̆ͮͣ͆̄̈́̇̿҉̢͜͏͕͈̼͙̟̯̪͍͎̟̥̗̜̣́ͅę̗͓̖̪͇͎͆̓ͦ̾͘͠ ̣̻̗̬̜̐ͤ͂̓́͗̈́̍͆̈̎̆ͤ̿ͬ̋ͬ̎̑́́͟͝͝w̡͉̮̞̲͔͈͔͍̟̜̏̆̃͆̋̍ͮ́ͨͬ̇̀̾ͨ̎ͥ̏̆͡͞ḩ̷͐̂̏̃̈ͩ̉͋͗̒ͣ͢҉̖̗̦͓͓̗̟̠͎͔͙̦̳͍̯̯͟ö̓̽ͨ̐͐ͬͭͦͦ̈ͯ͊̅҉̬̫̭̳͙̩̞̰̻̙̜̤́ ̧͍̝̮͈̥͈̣͓̥ͭͦ͑̐̑̽̌ͨ̂̐̊̇̆̂̏ͦ͂͂͛Ẅ̸̡̡̛̘̻̪͈̘͙̖̜̙̯͎̫̝̭̠͈́͒̿͋ͩͯ̍ͩͅa͂͑̃̂̑̂̆̓ͭ͑̉ͮͧͧͧ̔́͟͏̷̸̙̲̲̮̖̳͙̻͉͔̟̜͖̠͖̺̬ͅi̴̡͎̫̦̜̼̿̔ͮ̓̌ͫ̔̈́́̀͢͝tͩ̽ͩ̍̽̉͌ͯ̚͏̡͖͍̳̳̖̪̳̭̣͚̣̕ş̷̛̭̝̦̲͉͉̳̺͕͌͋ͧ̚̚͜͞ͅ ̴̵̵͇͉̻͇̝̝̪̳̜̯͈͕͙̗̻̣̖̯̔͑̑̍̀̈́ͤ̚͟B̶̸̶̢͈̦̙̯̤̥̠͔̤ͫ̉ͦͣ͟é̷̹̗̺̳͚͎̫̜͍͚̼̜̣͎̞̯͊ͧ̃ͨ̋ͤ̔h̨̞̱̯͙̟̰͙͚̘̳̖̭̰̾̋ͭ͋̾ͨ͗̊͛ͭ͡i̓̈͐̅̅ͫ̎͗ͤͬ̇̊ͣ̍͒ͯ̂͐̉҉̵̨̠̺̬͔̫̻͉̞̬̖͚̭̪͡ͅͅn̓ͧ̌͂ͫ̐̑͆̇̽̊͌͗ͦ͢͏̢̭̗̲̘̳̤̲̬̦̕d̸̶̫̝̼̗͓̲̱͖͉̮̐͋̌͌͘ ̡̟͚̰̖̰̲̜̼̳͕̙̪͕͈͉͓̫̉ͦ̓ͦ̾͂̓̿̈̄̊ͯ͋̅̑̋̒̓͗͢T̴̯̟̳͕̜̫̖̭̞͖͕͈̙͚̬̱̫̥͊͑ͥ̎ͯ̇̔͋̊ͬ̐ͩ͗͢͞ͅh̢͙̤͕̭̦̘̻͇͕̑̊͐̌̂̃͊̿́ͩ̎̍̊͊͠ͅe̡̟̹̺̩̦̳̟͔̱̪̐ͫ̃̐̒̄̇̌͌̇͒ͪͫ͑͗ͧ̾̓̚͘͢͠ ̸̼̗͇̫̥̦̤̥̮̆ͪͭ̀̀̉̓̄ͦͬͪ̓̀̀͢͠ͅͅW̨̢̡̗̪̟̺̳͖̰̤̪̭̪̩̠̱ͣͪ́͊ͮͪ͐͂̔̈́̂̆̈́̈ͪ̉̑̎͠a̵͖̜̟̞̗͔̯͍͉̥͎̪̻̻̝̗̘ͫ̔́ͥ͛̆͐́̒̈́͑͢͟͜l͌̑̊ͮ̓ͤ̿̊̀͗̾҉͇̙̗͚̱̣͢ͅļ̶̶͓̩̼̥̻̝̞̫̟̮̺̘̣̣͓̮ͭ̋ͣͮ͢͝.̴̨̡̪͙͍̫̭̣̯̺̫̲̔́̔̅ͬ̿ͩ͊ͣ̕
̷̷̮͇̦̳̥͉̘̰͖̜̞͉̎͌̾ͣ͊̂̄̊ͧ̚̕͠Z̷̢͔̭̱̲̝͎̖̏ͪ̀̈̊̆̒̄͒͒̿ͪ̃ͨ͢͡Â̽̇̍ͯ͊͐ͥ̉̿̈́ͭ̊̉͊͏̨͔̜̻̣̟͉̕͞L̘̝̟͈̫͓̳̫̜̹ͮ̔́ͣ̓̃͌̎ͦ̀̕͟͜G̛̿̒̊̂̀͗͂͘҉̵̷͙̤̖̪̖ͅO̧̧͆̌̀̑͊͆̏ͥ̾҉̴̷͍̗͎̖̹͓̯͍͙͖̱̙̠̝̩̲ͅͅ!̧͚̹̰̯͓͚̮̙̗̳͙̇̈̑͂̈́͑ͪͣ̈́͗ͤ̀͠͝͠ͅ

[Mozai]

[Mozai]

[nepnep]

[Mozai]

[Mozai]

Expert systems be like

[rachel]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBKLssHNlFw[/video]

[nepnep]

Best talk I've seen in a bit.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01oeaBb85Xc[/video]

[rachel]

"Turns out, the GBA crash sound is just the console playing its entire address space as sound data," they explain. "If we have a clear recording, we can convert it back to actual bytes, thus dumping the RAM and ROM.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7PSmYYHF0[/video]

https://www.timeextension.com/news/2024/01/you-can-dump-a-game-boy-advance-rom-by-crashing-it-and-recording-the-audio

[Mozai]

Back in my day, when we patched software, we used PATCHES

[rachel]

Error correction codes 🤓

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8jsijhllIA[/video]