Megacorp dystopia memes

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Schoolhouse Rock

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"Somehow, the future will be both a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gettign coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass : Phillip K. Dickens."

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"fuck i'm trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that's for me i can't give them any of that"

management trying to hire and retain employees

[rachel]

I can't wait until I'm level 62!!

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QdsyIIxets[/video]

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[Diabolizer]

in related news

(it's kind of dystopian)

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An oil prospector, moving to his heavenly reward, was met by St. Peter with bad news. "You're qualified for residence", said St. Peter, "but, as you can see, the compound reserved for oil men is packed. There's no way to squeeze you in." After thinking a moment, the prospector asked if he might say just four words to the present occupants. That seemed harmless to St. Peter, so the prospector cupped his hands and yelled, "Oil discovered in hell." Immediately the gate to the compound opened and all of the oil men marched out to head for the nether regions. Impressed, St. Peter invited the prospector to move in and make himself comfortable. The prospector paused. "No," he said, "I think I'll go along with the rest of the boys. There might be some truth to that rumour after all."

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[rachel]

No I'm pretty sure even the food, water, and shelter is considered "premium content" locked behind a paywall in the current modern day society

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well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments