How often do you bathe?

[Fishmé]

I use to shower and bathe pretty regularly, but a string of scary things happened in the
showers so now it's hard. Embarrassingly, I dont bathe much... well not on my own now. I just get the help at the grooming parlor instead, since I'm such a pretty pup.

Gotta shower after coming down from the mountains though. It's just layers of mud & leaves.