i am the lord and king of shitpost central

[here cums the fuck truck]

post here if you dare to challenge me

[h]

suck my ass

[redheron]

only if I can be court jester

[redheron]

call me "clown prince of the kingdom" or I'll revolt

[here cums the fuck truck]

only if I can be court jester

lol i snorted out my tea, you are by far the best jester, and the clown prince of my heart 😍

[h]

suck my ass

[redheron]

lol i snorted out my tea, you are by far the best jester, and the clown prince of my heart 😍

Good, god knows I don't need to revolt for people to think I'm revolting

[h]

suck my ass

[here cums the fuck truck]

i refuse to suck the ass of common rabble. maybe if you approached me as a diplomatic envoy u would have more succsex

[here cums the fuck truck]

im really proud of that pun

[what]

die

[here cums the fuck truck]

i abdicate my kingdom, i no longer need to shitpost as i have found a small exploit which allows me to steal corral from others

[kayimbo]

steal it from the npcs and give it to me

[rachel]

what even is this thread

[Anomaly]

what even is this thread

suck my ass