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Title: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: rachel on November 14, 2021, 07:46:20 AM
Are you a pick up artist? Do you have all the worst pickup lines for us to pick up girls (and boys!) with?

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Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 16, 2021, 12:11:02 PM
haha yo wassup you ever feel horny when u pee?? hit me up
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 16, 2021, 12:11:21 PM
i need some pickup lines for this shawty
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Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:25:33 AM
Are you a slice of sushi? Bc I could cover you in soy sauce all night!
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:23 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Wait... do you actually say that? What have the responses been?
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on March 30, 2026, 01:02:10 AM
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Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on April 03, 2026, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on April 04, 2026, 05:23:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on April 03, 2026, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

Lol bc imma brat. Get fucked. 😜😝🤪