Bad Pickup Lines

[rachel]

Are you a pick up artist? Do you have all the worst pickup lines for us to pick up girls (and boys!) with?

[here cums the fuck truck]

haha yo wassup you ever feel horny when u pee?? hit me up

[here cums the fuck truck]

i need some pickup lines for this shawty

[Fishmé]

Are you a slice of sushi? Bc I could cover you in soy sauce all night!

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

[rachel]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

[Fishmé]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Wait... do you actually say that? What have the responses been?

[Fishmé]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

[Fishmé]

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

[Fishmé]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

Lol bc imma brat. Get fucked. 😜😝🤪