Dad jokes

Fishmé · April 14, 2025, 04:20:20 PM

Quote from: Mozai on April 13, 2025, 09:35:09 PM
<Luke> Degenerate matter is matter that spends all day looking at naked singularities.

What are naked singularities?

rachel · April 18, 2025, 12:50:53 PM

Quote from: Fishmé on April 14, 2025, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: Mozai on April 13, 2025, 09:35:09 PM
<Luke> Degenerate matter is matter that spends all day looking at naked singularities.

What are naked singularities?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_singularity

It's a theoretical object similar to a black hole except it's not strong enough to absorb all light, allowing you to see it

Mozai · May 10, 2025, 10:37:02 PM

Mozai · May 16, 2025, 09:09:42 PM

Saw a hybread vehicle at Wal-Mart today.

Mozai · May 20, 2025, 05:36:54 AM

rachel · May 20, 2025, 10:54:19 PM

Quote from: Mozai on May 20, 2025, 05:36:54 AM

Nasty 🤮

Fishmé · May 21, 2025, 10:03:58 PM

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/kkNc_1enHnI[/video]

Mozai · May 26, 2025, 09:33:00 PM

Mozai · May 29, 2025, 07:12:41 AM

Mozai · July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 PM

Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

Fishmé · July 09, 2025, 02:09:53 PM

Quote from: Mozai on July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 PM
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

I don't get it?

...

Fishmé · July 23, 2025, 11:47:18 AM

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/aVOvGlyaye4?si=ooARcf8Ja-WSx-X9[/video]

Fishmé · July 31, 2025, 08:57:29 PM

rachel · August 02, 2025, 11:33:08 PM

Quote from: Fishmé on July 09, 2025, 02:09:53 PM
Quote from: Mozai on July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 PM
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

I don't get it?

...

The chicken will take off its clothing for six dollars

Fishmé · August 03, 2025, 10:24:03 AM

Quote from: rachel on August 02, 2025, 11:33:08 PM
Quote from: Fishmé on July 09, 2025, 02:09:53 PM
Quote from: Mozai on July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 PM
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

I don't get it?

...

The chicken will take off its clothing for six dollars

Fuck it. I'll take of mine for $5