FUCKING CATS

[rachel]

dude so there's two cats at fish house, baxter and gus

baxter is a big fatass (we call him fatster) and the only thing he loves more than belly rubs is food

then there's gus, baxter's little brother and notorious troublemaker

so anyway...

Kayimbo is out of town for a few days and he asked us to take care of his lizards. We set up the terrarium in Devnill's room and everything was fine at first. Then on my way to the bathroom I noticed a strange plastic smell. I sniff around and notice it's coming from devnill's desk. Upon closer inspection... GUS TURNED THE HEAT LAMP ON, KNOCKED IT OVER ON DEVNILL'S DESK, AND OPENED THE LID OF THE TERRARIUM. The heat lamp was melting random plastic things on devnill's desk and gus was freaking out, meowing, trying to climb up the curtains. I realize one of the lizards escaped and was chilling out on the curtain rod so I had to spend the next 15 minutes chasing it down trying to capture it.

fucking cats

[redheron]

Wow. At least all Milo does is give much-too-enthusiastic affection. He doesn't like.. actively try to burn my house down. o_o

[Anomaly]

cats are fuzzy little sociopaths whose minds work on alien logic, and I love them

[lemonrising]

The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.

[rachel]

The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

fucking cats

[lemonrising]

They're hilarious but I think I'd rather keep them on the internet, not in my house.

[castalia]

The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.

HURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKKKK

[Kitlero]

The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.

HURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKKKK

GET YOUR TOXOPLASMOSIS OUT OF HERE

[castalia]

ACK ACK ACK.. ACKKKBBBHHHHUUURKKK!!!!!!

[Diabolizer]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4[/video]

can't hug every cat

[rachel]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4[/video]

can't hug every cat

Watching this video is weird to me now. It used to just be a funny meme, but then the news broke that the source video was a manufactured "viral video" for EHarmony. Do you think schmoyoho was in on it too?

[Fishmé]

Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.

[Fishmé]

Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.

Since this is about fucking cats being menaces, what about humans being cats being a fucking menace?

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/qtGVI_FVAAE?si=ZEUoz4WUMEqmoFFa[/video]

[rachel]

Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.

Since this is about fucking cats being menaces, what about humans being cats being a fucking menace?

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/qtGVI_FVAAE?si=ZEUoz4WUMEqmoFFa[/video]

Nobody suspects the mug full of coffee in your pocket

[Fishmé]

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/vI80npuKgoM[/video]