What's your superpower?

[Joof]

Mine is rope.

I can use this power to single-handedly lift 1-ton trucks out of ditches, save lives and climb hundreds of feet into empty space and add a bit of extra spice to the more homey parts of life.

[rothen]

>and add a bit of extra splice to the more homey parts of life
FTFY

[snek-sensei]

Since I already have everything else (ehehehehehe) I want super strength :O

[Joof]

>and add a bit of extra splice to the more homey parts of life
FTFY

Yassss

Since I already have everything else (ehehehehehe) I want super strength :O

Are you like... Indian Superman?

[rachel]

Mine is rope.

I can use this power to single-handedly lift 1-ton trucks out of ditches, save lives and climb hundreds of feet into empty space and add a bit of extra spice to the more homey parts of life.

Since I already have everything else (ehehehehehe) I want super strength :O

Is this thread supposed to be what our ideal superpower would be? Or what our actual superpowers are in real life????

[woodneko]

My superpower would be to be able to turn literally anything into fine cheese and wine at a range of 50 miles.

[Joof]

Is this thread supposed to be what our ideal superpower would be? Or what our actual superpowers are in real life????

Yes. Obviously.

[rachel]

Is this thread supposed to be what our ideal superpower would be? Or what our actual superpowers are in real life????

Yes. Obviously.

BUT I ASKED TWO QUESTIONS AND YOU ONLY GAVE ONE ANSWER



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[Diabolizer]

My super power is the ability to get good parking spaces.  My dad has the same power.

I also have a super human sense of humor.

[Joof]

Is this thread supposed to be what our ideal superpower would be? Or what our actual superpowers are in real life????

Yes. Obviously.

BUT I ASKED TWO QUESTIONS AND YOU ONLY GAVE ONE ANSWER



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Rachel's super power is a hypersensitive sense of logic and the ability to talk to fish.

[Hyrulean]

Mine is "Forehead".

[rachel]

[redheron]

my superpower is drawing stuff good



my ideal superpower is selective intangibility. I've thought about it and being totally untouchable when you choose to be seems to be the most broken thing. if anyone wants to hurt you, you could just. say no. my only issue with it is realistically you probably wouldn't be able to breathe or see.... and if it goes so far as gravity stops working on you, then wouldn't the earth and sun immediately shoot away from you into space leaving you to instantly die when you phase back in..?

I've thought about this a lot, late at night when I can't sleep. the nightmarish deadliness of space is something my anxiety brain likes to chew on.

[Anomaly]

my ideal superpower is selective intangibility. I've thought about it and being totally untouchable when you choose to be seems to be the most broken thing. if anyone wants to hurt you, you could just. say no. my only issue with it is realistically you probably wouldn't be able to breathe or see.... and if it goes so far as gravity stops working on you, then wouldn't the earth and sun immediately shoot away from you into space leaving you to instantly die when you phase back in..?

I've thought about this a lot, late at night when I can't sleep. the nightmarish deadliness of space is something my anxiety brain likes to chew on.

Actually, depending on how it worked, if it just severed the connection between your mass and the gravitational field, you would still possess the momentum that had been imparted on you prior to that severing. Would that mean you would just kinda drift away from the surface of the earth as you continue in a straight line and earth moves on a curved one? The momentum the galaxy imparts on us is way greater than the momentum the earth and sun impart on us anyway. Need a physicist to chime in, but I find it hard to believe someone would just stop dead in their tracks unless you were specifically anchored to a single (x,y,z,t) point in spacetime, and if that's the case the deceleration would probably kill you anyway.

Bonus effect of gravity-ignoring powers: go inside and then escape a black hole without injury, then tell us what the inside looks like.

[Anomaly]

anyway my superpower is quickly finding weirdos on the internet