1000 coral if you make me laugh

[nicefish]

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes. IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME I WILL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE GROUND.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any staples.
the bartender says, um, no, i don't.
the duck asks the bartender for gwapes.

[rachel]

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any staples.
the bartender says, um, no, i don't.
the duck asks the bartender for gwapes.

worth a chuckle

[0000ql]

has anyone ever been far even as decided to want to look have more like?

[rachel]

has anyone ever been far even as decided to want to look have more like?

well... you tried

[nicefish]

/me tickles rachel

[nicefish]

i bought a bag of frozen chicken balls.
the ingredients list says INGREDIENTS: chicken balls
:O

[redheron]

[rachel]

lol

I laughed

in real life

[redheron]

[redheron]

[redheron]

[here cums the fuck truck]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks

[here cums the fuck truck]

I saw a simian primate in a minefield, I'm not great at species but I'm pretty sure it was a baboom.

[redheron]

oh my god I better win this

[redheron]

oh my god I better win this

ayyyy