Awful Jokes and Puns

Started by Diabolizer, December 16, 2018, 04:14:32 AM

Diabolizer

What do you call a S and M rainbow?

A painbow!
Диаболизор

Fishmé

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?


"Thanks for coming!"
*WoofWoof*

Fishmé

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
*WoofWoof*

Fishmé

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.
*WoofWoof*

Fishmé

What do you get when you jingle Santa's balls?


A white Christmas.
*WoofWoof*



Fishmé

Def an awful joke. The fact I think this is funny is how I know my humor is broken. (Though to be fair isn't all our humor broken now thanks to the internet?)

*WoofWoof*


rachel

*spork*