exciting new ways to use tables & chairs

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 09:55:35 AM

just throw ya girl on the kitchen table and eat the booty like groceries

now flip over on your back and make her sit on your face

uh oh! she just realized she wants some Chair!

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 09:56:40 AM

pretend the table is a bed, but pull up a chair and also she's super turned on by the danger of falling off the Table

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 09:57:21 AM

you sit on the chair, then your girl sits on your nuts

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 09:57:52 AM

you sit on the chair then your girl squeezes your fucking neck until you pass out and/or nut

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 09:59:46 AM

next level: become the chair

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 10:00:39 AM

now become a fucked up table

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 10:01:25 AM

its feminism time!!! women are now tables. hover over them menancingly.

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 10:04:44 AM

combine your love of tables with your feminism

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 10:07:32 AM

now make her the chair she always wanted to be

Ozmiander · February 09, 2020, 10:48:26 AM

am i old or can i not just put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

rachel · February 09, 2020, 06:57:22 PM

Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on February 09, 2020, 09:59:46 AM
next level: become the chair

lmao

here cums the fuck truck · February 09, 2020, 07:08:09 PM

Quote from: Ozmiander on February 09, 2020, 10:48:26 AM
am i old or can i not just put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

Ozmiander · February 09, 2020, 07:24:35 PM

Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on February 09, 2020, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: Ozmiander on February 09, 2020, 10:48:26 AM
am i old or can i not just put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

take my knot