i tried worm grunting today

[kayimbo]

for like 5 minutes. it didn't work so i bought an official worm grunting stick from real rednecks.  i will try more in different scenarios

[rachel]

did it rain? where did you do it?

I'd recommend trying to do it by the compost pile, there are lots of worms in that section of the yard

[Ozmiander]

that's where i'm going to bury myself slightly under the ground and use the vibrations to coax my dick to poke out

[kayimbo]

i tried it on the site yard, no rain