sobriety memes

[Diabolizer]

[rachel]

LOL nice meme dude!! *cough*

[Diabolizer]

LOL nice meme dude!! *cough*

You joke, but guess who never worries about a designated driver.  Oh Lyft?  Well, I never go home with someone sexy by accident.  Um, what else.  Most of my cool stories are about going to bed at a reasonable hour now.  I don't have to worry about leaving my car somewhere.  Oh lyft again?  I can be certain that all my memory problems are stress related as opposed to something else.  Jeez this is hard.