How old were you when you first sharted?

[nicefish]

Me, I don't remember ever sharting

[Kitlero]

Hmm... The earliest I remember was first or second grade. I was sick from food poisoning because of Apple Bees earlier that evening. Got into bed, felt the need to fart, and promptly sharted myself.

I learned an important lesson that day:
"There's no such thing as a fart when you're sick."

[Yam]

never sharted gang here

[here cums the fuck truck]

i wish i were cool enough to shart. i only have strong bowel movements and silent, lethal farts

[Anomaly]

old enough to know better