Misatribute Quotes

[Diabolizer]

I like to take quotes, famous or infamous and misatribute them to other people.  Example:

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." ~Adolph Hitler
Or
"Fuck the pain away." ~Bernie Sanders
And finally
"Pump up the jam/Pump it up/While your feet are stomping/And the jam is pumping." ~Jerome Monroe Smucker, founder of Smuckers.

[here cums the fuck truck]

"if you are on the mountain and your enemy is in the valley, kill two or three men." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi