True meaning of emoji

[here cums the fuck truck]

Hey everyone, ya boi here with a load full of knowledge for you.

🍆 "aubergine" this is a penis
💦 "splash" this is cum
🙇 "bowing" this is someone taking it hard from behind
🛐 "house of prayer" this is a blowjob
💒 "Church with hearts" this is a fuck shack
⛲ "fountain" extremely wet orgasm
🗼"tower " yuge penis
🐱" cat" vagina

More as this situation develops

[rachel]

Hey everyone, ya boi here with a load full of knowledge for you.

🍆 "aubergine" this is a penis
💦 "splash" this is cum
🙇 "bowing" this is someone taking it hard from behind
🛐 "house of prayer" this is a blowjob
💒 "Church with hearts" this is a fuck shack
⛲ "fountain" extremely wet orgasm
🗼"tower " yuge penis
🐱" cat" vagina

More as this situation develops

ty for this

now i can finally understand what all those young whippersnappers are saying!!

[here cums the fuck truck]

I need some sweet, Sweet corral, so get ready for my cum report. One sentence per post.

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I'm not under any false impression wrt my posting skill, I know this isn't funny. I just want koral.

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So last Sunday I quit mistreating.

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I've done this before, usually lasted four days or so.

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But Monday I started texting with this girl, and by Tuesday we had plans.

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And i thought wouldn't it be nice to give her a big load of cum? So I kept at it. Or rather, kept not going at it.

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By Wednesday my balls ached. Hurt even. I blamed the too tight belt. I might have to start wearing suspenders.

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I know nocturnal emissions are supposed to handle this but I've had two wet dreams in my life.

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That's one every ten years of sexual maturity. On average.

[redheron]

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It's Friday now. My balls are in pain.

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I've got enough carol for now.

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BTW 🎂 is actually a boob with five nipples