fart thread

[vance]

[glow=blue,10,1200]god i love to fucking fart[/glow]

[video]https://vance.land/_matrix/media/r0/download/vance.land/jCWQgbqHJZKQVyGVQeiAyKqG[/video]

[rachel]

DAYYYUUMMM GUUURLL YOU FART WITH THAT ASS????

[vance]

i got a fucking hemorrhoid from my new standing desk and farts make it fucking sore

fuck i hate being thirty

[vance]

i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

[rachel]

i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away

[rachel]

I wish this had audio

[video]
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/840816550524878859/958225110211362846/1648523754693.webm[/video]

[vance]

i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away

i use the suppository like a tiny dildo before i shove it in

[vance]

i am so fucking farty right now i just smelt my chair and its coated in my fart essence

[rachel]

[glow=blue,10,1200]god i love to fucking fart[/glow]

[video]https://vance.land/_matrix/media/r0/download/vance.land/jCWQgbqHJZKQVyGVQeiAyKqG[/video]

RIP link rot, should have cached it on the wetfish homeserver 😢

[Fishmé]

[glow=blue,10,1200]god i love to fucking fart[/glow]

[video]https://vance.land/_matrix/media/r0/download/vance.land/jCWQgbqHJZKQVyGVQeiAyKqG[/video]

Why?