Stuff/products/items you wish existed

[nicefish]

A shredder that respectfully and gracefully disposes of your unwanted documents.

I hate how violent my shredder is when I feed it an index card with a TODO item after it's been done.

[nicefish]

A shredder that respectfully and gracefully disposes of your unwanted documents.

I hate how violent my shredder is when I feed it an index card with a TODO item after it's been done.

Maybe a special mode for a laser cutter. But one that looks cute, not industrial.

[rachel]

The problem with using a laser cutter for paper is it's very prone to catch fire

[kayimbo]

vertical wall planter with water reservoir that doesn't suck.

[Mozai]

Something that pulls dust out of the air.  Not something that spews ozone, not something that requires a huge noisy fan up against a filter.  I like the idea of a waterfall, tho the ones I've seen have been thousands of dollars expensive and break down in less than a year even with expensive noisy pumps.

[nicefish]

A computer that laughs when branch prediction is wrong.

[nicefish]

A computer that laughs when branch prediction is wrong.

Maybe a short beep that you can associate with the computer laughing. With a short delay between each one.