How do you take care of your scales?

[dabs4jesus]

My parents never really taught me and I've always been too afraid to ask.

[rachel]

What kind of scales? Like for weighing people? Horses? Drugs?

[here cums the fuck truck]

i was blessed with rugged and hardy scales. my natural slime keeps microbes from infiltrating, and if i get too slimy - i add some epsom salts to my tank. that seems to do a good job. unfortunately my scales are very dull and boring - i really envy fish with RAINBOW scales!! but i know if i had them, i wouldn't be able to maintain them.. who has time to toothbrush scrub every scale?? I have a LIFE!!!

[rachel]

Is this furry roleplay? Fuck truck did you tell people this was a furry roleplay server?

[Mozai]

I prefer lever-arm units, very low maintenance compared to spring-loaded.  Just need a set of reference weights to test once a year, and keep the pans polished so the smutz that builds up won't distort measurements.

[ThePedalMan998]

This thread reminds me of the Hp Lovecraft story, "The Shadow Over Innsmouth".