What would your alternate mode be if you were a Transformer?

[Diabolizer]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

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[Fishmé]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

What about, AnarchoBot?

[Diabolizer]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

What about, AnarchoBot?

Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into?  The overthrow of the Upper Class?

[rachel]

I'd transform into a blimp that flies around and dumps giant loads of cum everywhere

[Fishmé]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

What about, AnarchoBot?

Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into?  The overthrow of the Upper Class?

A guillotine. Or a ballot box? Ooo! Perhaps maybe a union picket sign?!

[Fishmé]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

What about, AnarchoBot?

Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into?  The overthrow of the Upper Class?

A guillotine.

Jk. A soup kitchen seems more fitting

[Fishmé]

I'd transform into a blimp that flies around and dumps giant loads of cum everywhere

Just curious... for science... ofc... how do auto-bots reproduce? Is the cum effectively motor oil? 🛢

[Diabolizer]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

What about, AnarchoBot?

Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into?  The overthrow of the Upper Class?

A guillotine. Or a ballot box? Ooo! Perhaps maybe a union picket sign?!

If you Transformed into a picket sign, other Transformers would be able to wield you in battle, er... picketing.

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[Diabolizer]

Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car.  Boring.  But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.

What about, AnarchoBot?

Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into?  The overthrow of the Upper Class?

A guillotine.

Jk. A soup kitchen seems more fitting

A soup kitchen is a little big for one Transformer.  You'd have to combine or form a "union" with other Transformers, forming an even bigger Transformer together.

Let's see, we have the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Stunticons... Unicron is a bad guy, Dinobots, Predacons, Maximals... What would your combiner team be called?

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[Diabolizer]

I'd transform into a blimp that flies around and dumps giant loads of cum everywhere

Just curious... for science... ofc... how do auto-bots reproduce? Is the cum effectively motor oil? 🛢

Autobots reproduce when Michael Bay makes new Transformers movies.  Here's an entire article on Transformer reproduction.  Here are some practical examples.

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