Magic The Gathering

[Fishmé]

God damn this hurts. For those that don't know, mtg just released a Spiderman set. Honestly feels like mtg is getting worse each year, just to partner with other companies to cash out.

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/qSSzwc6PxTQ?si=SEmf5XjMUancjlxK[/video]

[Diabolizer]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

[Fishmé]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

God damit. I hate that when I look up mtg, this class trator comes up. Lmao

[Fishmé]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

Used to just be magic the gathering. Big sad

God damit. I hate that when I look up mtg, this class trator comes up. Lmao

[rothen]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

Wait what the fuck does she have to do with MTG

[Mozai]

When Wizards tried to get into the Japanese market, they made a "beginner's" version of Magic The Gathering.  It didn't take off, but the local (shell?) company decided to run with it, using local art and calling it "DuelMasters" and that took off like a rocket.

- no land cards. Instead, once on your turn you can play any card upside-down as land of the same colour
- no colourless cards like artifacts, because of the thing above
- simpler casting costs. You only need one mana to match the spell's colour, the rest of the casting cost can be any colour
- no power&toughness, all creatures have one number that is both (and always in the 1000s, Japan does that with all its card games I dunno why)
- creatures can't block attacks unless they have the "blocker" keyword
- no life points. Start the game by dealing the top five cards of your library face down in front of you as shields.  If your opponent manages an attack for more than zero damage, you "lose" a shield and take one of those cards up into your hand. If you have no shields to pick up, you lose.
- no instants nor interrupts, you don't play cards from your hand on your opponent's turn... EXCEPT some cards have "shield trigger" keyword on them, and if you drew them into your hand because they're a broken shield you play them immediately instead.

It's faster, which means playing more games.

[Fishmé]

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/56HjpkeHNUw?si=DUKEVPbKZP_HD9MR[/video]

This would def work on me lol.

[Fishmé]

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/Qp5CCPJ-D8I?si=7xXcqQSS8kD24b2P[/video]

[rachel]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

Wait what the fuck does she have to do with MTG

lol have you figured it out yet?

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[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/oQ9M-iAyKkE?si=MaDUG7Xfw9tGw1kD[/video]

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[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/h_WckwqtA6o?si=zAKDvOhGGca6aOmp[/video]

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[video]https://youtu.be/_dr-CEjK0mM?si=RpDGjIETZlF5HRT3[/video]


I love this guy's parody vids 🤣

Like at this point, Ratchet bomb isn't even that good, but it works so well for the parody. Lmfao

[rachel]

[Fishmé]

Lmao. You are evil!!! Its like common law that this card is banned in the mtg community.

[Fishmé]

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=/UzeNcEEiGBc?si=O5MC6aIN0uJcCvn5[/video]