juniper is fucking cool as as heck

[here cums the fuck truck]

1) she can flip a balisong
2) she has a 3d printer (purple spool of filament behind her)
3) she has a hamster, and hamsters are difficult to keep alive
4) she owns and uses numerous tools

[here cums the fuck truck]

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1) she owns and uses guns which not enough queer people do IMO
2) she appreciates bullpups which not enough gunlords do IMO

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she buys milwaukees, the coolest and most correct choice of power tool. god they own so hard. i want them so bad!

also she has bees, which she has trained to not sting her. how fucking cool is that??

[here cums the fuck truck]

all in all juniper is a cybergoth surrounded by bees, guns, and tools. we should all aspire to be a tenth as productive and ambitious.

[nicefish]

wow juniper is really fucking cool

[here cums the fuck truck]

also i'd just like to point out she went for m18 over m12s, which are smaller and lighter but not for getting shit the fuck done

[rachel]

one time juniper came over to fish house and accidentally set off some explosives

that's how fuckin lit she is

[redheron]

so fuckin lit
barely contained hotness

[here cums the fuck truck]

juniper is just that cool goth girl who BBRINGS BOMBS, AS A HOSTESS GIFT, WHERE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I WOULD BRING A STUPID BOTTLE OF WINE OR SOME DUMB OLD CHEESE