you wake up in the last video game you played, what's your life now?

[here cums the fuck truck]

i wake up in a dirty diaper, afraid, damp, cold. I am surrounded by doors, I keep going through them, trying to find the way out, but there are monsters all around me, real or imagined I can't tell, they make me cry then they disappear. I can never find a door up.. only down.. deeper.. darker..

[rachel]

I am a kirby with a grappling hook