He sees you when you?re sleeping. He knows when you?re awake.

[redheron]

And Santa, low on funds to pay his elves, has begun selling his surveillance data to the NSA.

[Anomaly]

Santa likes watching people jerk it to weird fetish porn

[castalia]

And Santa, low on funds to pay his elves, has begun selling his surveillance data to the NSA.

but santa doesn't pay the elves money

[lemonrising]

[castalia]

hey it's black peter

[lemonrising]

Santa: totally not racist

[JuniperToxic]

Jynx is an elf not a jigaboo - desperate Nintendo America execs backpeddling for racist nips

[what]

fuck