bash.org (wetfish edition)

[rachel]

03:37 < lovingsnek> ye trans people just kinda flock together
03:38 < crotchpuppy> a group of vultures is called a comittee
03:38 < crotchpuppy> a group of crows is called a murder of crows
03:38 < crotchpuppy> what do you call a flock of trans ppl?
03:38 < kate> a discord server?

[rachel]

13:44 < rustacean> im trying to do some calculus on constant product market making equations but i keep getting too horny and losing my train of thought
13:47 < rustacean> hard nipples @ uniswap

[Diabolizer]

<eva> I had a dream that I got turned into a vampire by a hot vampire couple trying to protect me
<eva> The process felt like MDMA and we made it out with fangs
<eva> It was hot
<eva> Gm
<standard> have you considered turning that into a four-volume series taking place in forks Washington that eventually gets optioned into a movie
<eva> That sounds like a good idea
<eva> Only less teens and more soccer moms who aren't getting any dick
<standard> (van) twilight with MILFs, instead of kristen stewart it's marissa tomei
<eva> Now I just wanna make out
<eva> Either way this dream is way better than the one where I get shot in throat and drown in my own blood

Edit: Fixed usernames

[rachel]

02:20 <@rachel> ugh
02:20 <@rachel> I've been completely corrupted
02:20 <@rachel> I love beating women now
02:20 < fatlordsupreme> Based?
02:20 <@rachel> we've come full circle as a society
02:20 <@rachel> women are treated so well now that they beg me to hit them in bed

[here cums the fuck truck]

[rachel]

Hey there, this thread is for text copies of humorous chat logs, like bash.org

Please keep wetfish comics in the sticked thread on shitpost central - https://wetfishonline.com/index.php?topic=299

It's always right at the top of the board, you can't miss it!

Thank you 💖✨🌈

developer note:  In wetfish online v2 it will be possible to remove posts from threads and move them to other threads, wouldn't that be cool?

[here cums the fuck truck]

09:55 <FLESH_AUTOMATON> real quick question: im sexy and cool, right?
09:58 <whispers> absolutely
10:12 <&rachel> unequivocally
11:38 <Gris> only a fool would deny such an obvious truth
13:37 <@Rothen> In many ways you are regarded as such a pinnacle, which everyone desires to mount.
13:69 <FLESH_AUTOMATON> great thanks

[rothen]

09:55 <FLESH_AUTOMATON> real quick question: im sexy and cool, right?
09:58 <whispers> absolutely
10:12 <&rachel> unequivocally
11:38 <Gris> only a fool would deny such an obvious truth
13:37 <@Rothen> In many ways you are regarded as such a pinnacle, which everyone desires to mount.
13:69 <FLESH_AUTOMATON> great thanks

Can I negative tip for a fake quote?

[here cums the fuck truck]

09:55 <FLESH_AUTOMATON> real quick question: im sexy and cool, right?
09:58 <whispers> absolutely
10:12 <&rachel> unequivocally
11:38 <Gris> only a fool would deny such an obvious truth
13:37 <@Rothen> In many ways you are regarded as such a pinnacle, which everyone desires to mount.
13:69 <FLESH_AUTOMATON> great thanks

Thanks for including  me!

No problem :)

[Diabolizer]

rustacean
|Toddley (IRC) let it be known that kate has done so many kegels she can rip your dick off with her butt, so no funny business
Oh yeah, for sure
My muscles are super violent on toys
Toddley (IRC) fellers love a girl who can open a jar of pickles

[Diabolizer]

Toddley (IRC) inside you, there are two different threat models
nicefish1 rust wants to be famous online but not have it associated with her in real life
rustacean (IRC) theres a touch more nuance there but yes my threat model is active
Toddley (IRC) (and one has to poop)

[Diabolizer]

[rachel]

11:48 < ceph> I get the impression Joe Rogan wants to be a chimp in a chimp-dominant Earth
11:48 < ceph> so he could rip your appendages off and fuck your ass
11:55 < ceph> Baboons will fuck you in the ass and steal your baby
12:02 -!- nobody [[email protected]] has joined #wetfish
12:03 < ceph> Gorillas will mock charge you, pause, then actually charge you and fuck you in the ass with their 1 inch dicks
12:04 < nobody> .-.
12:04 -!- nobody [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Leaving]

[rachel]

16:59 < neptun> rn i feel like both the world and my life are rotting
17:00 < tom_> rotting is an important part of the nitrogen cycle
17:00 < neptun> made me laugh, thanks

[rachel]

12:46 < kmbo> 'The mole runs are in reality "worm traps", the mole sensing when a worm falls into the tunnel and quickly running along to kill and eat it.[11] Because their saliva contains a toxin that can paralyze earthworms, moles are able to store their still-living prey for later consumption. They construct special underground "larders" for just this
12:46 < kmbo> purpose; researchers have discovered such larders with over a thousand earthworms in them. Before eating earthworms, moles pull them between their squeezed paws to force the collected earth and dirt out of the worm's gut'
12:57 <&rachel> oh fuckkk
12:57 <&rachel> that's so fucking metal
12:57 <&rachel> they aren't just little tunnels for moles to hang out in they're specially crafted worm hunting tubes
12:58 <&rachel> food just falls from the ceiling
12:58 <&rachel> what a life
12:58 < meleeman> yum
12:58 < goos> wow
12:58 < goos> what a life indeed
12:59 < goos> look at how complex and difficult us humans have made it for ourselves
12:59 <&rachel> ikr
12:59 < goos> we need to go back
12:59 < goos> i wanna be throwing spears at deer
12:59 <&rachel> eat ceiling worms
12:59 <&rachel> become mole
12:59 < blubb> return to wormtube