Megacorp dystopia memes

[here cums the fuck truck]

To get a true/false result, you must install unknown software in your personal digital assistant, and upload data you don't know into our cloud servers...

i tried to get a covid test locally at rite aid and i couldn't without creating a google account. my last two i didn't need to do any of that nonsense the results were texted or emailed to me. fucking bull shit i dont need an advertising agency ruining my health history or spreading it around or even storing it.

yeah I'm really glad I was able to take a completely analog at home test with no fucking app or anything. I just unscrewed the bottle and put it into the test and swabbed my nose

Despite the convenience of not needing an app, the fucking at home test didn't even work and gave me a false negative when I did in fact have covid lol

god that fucking sucks. i thought tests like this were supposed to have a little control strip that told you if the test is good? i have no idea how those work

[rachel]

god that fucking sucks. i thought tests like this were supposed to have a little control strip that told you if the test is good? i have no idea how those work

it did have a control strip, however I got sick with omicron which apparently is harder for at-home tests to detect

[rachel]

[Mozai]

(this is not far off.  Not far off enough.)

[rachel]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smE4_jXsABs[/video]

[Mozai]

I know where my next Shadowrun adventure's gonna be: the Taipei 101 building.

[Mozai]

[rachel]

wholesome loving family memes <3

[Mozai]

If you do nothing, and we do nothing, you owe us money.

[Mozai]

friend told me the name of a subreddit full of people "who miss the point by a Planck length"

[rachel]

[Mozai]

[kayimbo]

[rachel]

[Mozai]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1507780