Dad jokes

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i need a person without autism for this new job, it needs an untrainedeye

..autism = trains

[rachel]

i need a person without autism for this new job, it needs an untrainedeye

..autism = trains

thanks for explaining it at the end

really ties it all together

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On most mornings i wake up and have a nice big fart. But when the weekend starts, I shit my pants, because its shaturday

[here cums the fuck truck]

you guys remember the heavens gate cult? tragic, they all killed themselves when hailies coment flew by.. but i heard there's a new one, started by the goatse guy its called Heavens Gape

[here cums the fuck truck]

[here cums the fuck truck]

put a couple witches into my microwave, upgraded it to a microwave coven

[Mozai]

[here cums the fuck truck]

i like trivial pursuit, but how about trivial pursoup and its just lots of tiny soups i like soup

[rachel]

stolen from abzz on irc

[here cums the fuck truck]

[Mozai]

What's the difference other than skin colour?

• pistols / rifles
• smiling
• hats
• christmas tree

This "spot-the-difference" puzzle isn't very good.

[here cums the fuck truck]

What's the difference other than skin colour?

• pistols / rifles
• smiling
• hats
• christmas tree

This "spot-the-difference" puzzle isn't very good.

theres no dad

[here cums the fuck truck]

[here cums the fuck truck]

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[Anomaly]

a classic